News Woman Charged With Goldfish Murder....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HS Cult Leader, Apr 10, 2015.

  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

    Reputations:
    101,075
    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2012
    Messages:
    13,065
    Likes Received:
    18,315
    Woman Charged With Goldfish Mass Murder
    Floridian faces felony cruelty rap for bleach killing

    April 8, 2015

    [​IMG][​IMG]


    APRIL 8--A Florida woman is facing a felony animal abuse charge for allegedly killing her boyfriend’s goldfish by pouring bleach into their tank, according to court records.

    Angela Garcia, 32, was arrested Saturday after she allegedly trashed beau Norris Johnson’s Orlando-area residence following an argument.

    Orange County Sheriff’s Office deputies were called to the home by the man’s son. He told investigators that his father had gone to work following the argument with Garcia, but had told her to vacate the residence.

    As detailed in a police report, Garcia (seen at right) destroyed a flat screen TV, other electronic devices, and furniture in the home, which reeked of bleach when her boyfriend’s son discovered the wreckage.

    In addition to causing $1500 in property damage, Garcia also allegedly poured bleach into her boyfriend’s fish tank, killing five goldfish. Johnson’s son told deputies that Garcia was free on bond in another criminal case and that his father allowed her to live with them for a couple of days.

    Deputies who subsequently apprehended Garcia near the crime scene reported that she was “visibly intoxicated” and “had the presence of bleach all over her clothing.”

    Charged with felony counts of animal cruelty and criminal mischief, Garcia was booked into the county jail, from which she was released Monday after posting $1150 bond.
     
  2. NiggalissCage

    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    16,555
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2011
    Messages:
    2,611
    Likes Received:
    3,627
    She looks like she likes to fuck.
     
  3. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    540,533
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,484
    Likes Received:
    90,748
    Property damage. ok makes sense. but murder? Killing a fish is murder now? Better let all those fisherman know about this.
     
  4. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

    Reputations:
    101,075
    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2012
    Messages:
    13,065
    Likes Received:
    18,315
    They better call The Hague, we are talking about millions of people guilty of genocide!


    [​IMG]
     
    dawg likes this.
  5. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    135,789
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    57,657
    Likes Received:
    16,963
    She should be turned into fish food, except with her looks that too would be cruelty to animals.
     
  6. Goodfella

    Goodfella Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,672
    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2013
    Messages:
    1,285
    Likes Received:
    1,708
    :madsex:I'd hit it
     
  7. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

    Reputations:
    101,075
    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2012
    Messages:
    13,065
    Likes Received:
    18,315

    With a night stick!

    [​IMG]
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  8. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

    Reputations:
    139,994
    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2013
    Messages:
    6,330
    Likes Received:
    11,912
    Florida. Because the Bermuda Triangle was closed for business.
     
  9. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

    Reputations:
    227,493
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    35,465
    Likes Received:
    26,793
    Guilty
     
  10. thinman

    thinman Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    7,672
    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2012
    Messages:
    1,315
    Likes Received:
    1,575
    Killing someones pet in a rage is a little different than catching a fish in the sea. She wasnt charged with fish 'murder' btw she was charged with animal cruelty. I personally dont think I could grow attached to a fish but if someone killed my dog in a rage Id want them prosecuted too.
     
    No Mercy and FishySausage like this.
  11. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    540,533
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,484
    Likes Received:
    90,748
    Yeah but its a fucking fish, i dont believe you can love a fish unless you are mentally ill that is.
     
  12. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    154,047
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    12,729
    Likes Received:
    21,714
    So you DONT think she's guilty of animal cruelty?
     
  13. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    540,533
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,484
    Likes Received:
    90,748
    No I dont man. Property damage yes, but not animal cruelty, its a fish dude.
     
  14. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    154,047
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    12,729
    Likes Received:
    21,714
    It's an animal that she tortured until it was dead :grad:
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  15. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    540,533
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,484
    Likes Received:
    90,748
    I dont see it bro, but hey i dont write the laws and i dont go around killing fish so i really dont care :jj:
     
    FishySausage likes this.