Woman Claims Sexual Assault By Toy In Hibachi Restaurant

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  1. P-B

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    http://www.newschannel5.com/news/woman-claims-sexual-assault-by-toy-in-hibachi-restaurant



    MURFREESBORO, Tenn. - During dinner at hibachi restaurant, a woman called police to file an assault report after she was squirted with water by a toy made to look like a man peeing.

    The incident happened at Wasabi on Old Fort Parkway in Murfreesboro. An officer was called to to the restaurant on a sexual assault complaint.

    According to the incident report, the woman's husband said the server took out a toy figure of a person. When the server pulled the toy's pants down, water shot out hitting his wife.

    The man told the officer that the toy had a penis and that his wife felt sexually assaulted.

    However, the officer found that the description wasn't totally accurate. "I observed the toy to have no penis and just a hole for the water to shoot out."

    The couple and the chef that used the toy were interviewed. The chef admitted to using it, and show the toy to the officer.

    No charges have been filed.
     
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    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
     
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    Omg. I've seen that toy at a hibachi restaurant before. Normally people laugh. Fucking weirdos.
     
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    Fucking idiots. Standard hibachi gag.
     
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    Wang apologized about the ween. Let it go.
     
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    Next time I go I will sue by claiming I was burnt and blinded by the steam and smoke from the onion volcano.
     
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    Murfreesboro :hilarious:
     
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    That's not why. :coffee:
     
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    I always get asked (well, gestured at) to catch the shrimp flipped off the spatula

    Guess they peg me as being extremely athletic and nimble as soon as they see me :slick:
     
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    Or you look like a whale.
     
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    If these people are that emo, they should never leave their house. Someone needs to punch them in the face. Give them a real reason to call the cops.
     
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    They both look like they've been punched in the face repeatedly already.
     
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    I stopped watching when the guy said she was sexually assaulted. Are they lawyering up?
     
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    The cops won't do anything, but "the family says they are still considering pressing charges" whatever the fuck that means.
     
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    Someone needs to spray them from the doo doo area.
     
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    Looks like the wild Trigglypuff went out to eat..

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