News Woman claims she is a cat trapped in a human body: "I'm transspecies"

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  1. Tim

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    A Norwegian woman claims she was born in the wrong species and believes she is cat trapped in a human’s body.

    The 20-year-old known as Nano said she possesses a slew of catty characteristics like ultra-sharp hearing, laser night vision and fierce aversions to both dogs and water.

    “It's also obvious that I'm a cat when I start purring and meowing,” she said in a YouTube video that has racked up more than 300,000 views. “And walking around on four legs and stuff like that.”

    Nano said she first realized she was a cat when she was 16 years old. Doctors found a “genetic defect” in her DNA, she said — which she believes proves she is a cat.
     
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    ...and away we go!!
     
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    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    She needs to be hit in the head with a shovel then carted off to Pakistan.
     
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    You're saying we use her as a peace offering of sorts?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Something mentally wrong there.

    They should put her in a dark room with obstacles and say OK run around with your "laser night vision", and when she runs into things and falls every five seconds, she'll realize she's not a cat. :snicker:
     
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    Looks like a new hero to me
     
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    beth will adopt her obv
     
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    I hope the Oscars will consider her for something next year. We want to be inclusive.
     
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    This used to be considered a mental problem, now it's just accepted as the new normal :facepalm:
     
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    This is why trannies should be ostracized. It is mental illness induced attention seeking behavior, so the best thing to do is deny them the attention they crave.
     
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    I knew this shit would be coming, but I never imagined it would happen at this lightning-fast speed! We. Are. Doomed.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    She should expect an invitation from the White House any day now.
     
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    i'm somebody with a life trapped in the body of someone who spends too much time on the internet
     
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    Another new type of bathroom places will create so they don't offend her.
     
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    She is a cat. They just have to put a litter box in the corner.

    Since she isn't a human anymore, then she shouldn't have any human rights. Leash in public, there are no "helper cats" so she shouldn't be allowed in businesses, etc.
     
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    Disagree, I love when shit like this comes out. It makes people who treat "transgender" people like anything but someone suffering from a mental illness that desperately needs to be addressed look ridiculous.
     
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    Did I tell you I'm an airplane?
     
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    Maybe kitty should go join ISIS...
     
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    Beth O wants to adopt her.
     
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