Woman commits suicide with 31 dogs inside her car

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Selfish "Bitch" wanted to kill the dogs along with herself using carbon monoxide.
    MORELAND HILLS, OH (WOIO) -19 Action News has learned the woman found dead in her car with 31 dogs was an Executive Director at the Animal Rights Foundation.
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    Moreland Hills Police were called to a home in the 31000 block of Jackson Road on Monday night after a friend found the body of Sandra Lertzman, 62, inside her car along with 31 dogs, most of them puppies.
    Police say Lertzman's car was still running in her garage. Detectives found several prescription vials in the vehicle and a suicide note inside the house.
    Police aren't sure how long Lertzman and the pets were dead before they were found, but investigators say she was last seen on Sunday.
    Investigators also tell 19 Action News one of the puppies managed to get out of the car and get air from a small opening in the closed garage. The surviving puppy is now recovering with a member of Lertzman's family.
    Copyright 2013 WOIO. All rights reserved.

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  2. eliasbboy

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    Do they say if the suicide note was from her, or the dogs? I think it's unfair to just assume it was all her idea. She could have been held against her will by evil puppies in a suicide pact.
     
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    Is that an old picture? Or did living with dogs stop the aging process?

    What is with certain women that they decide to live alone, are childless, and create a life centered around dogs?
     
  4. peterfonda

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    Cats too. The older a single person gets, the more dogs or cats they have. I expect its a loneliness issue - at least there's something else alive in the house.
     
  5. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    PM BenBas for details.
     
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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like someone from the HSS...

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  7. 50Foundation

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    wow what a cunt. The puppy that got out is gonna be a beast dog though.
     
  8. Quite Frankly

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    If Beth fares poorly in the divorce, this just might be her in about 3-8 years (switch out the word dogs with kittens)
     
  9. PiggyMohammad

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    Great to see Alice Cooper embrasing youtube.
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    All jokes aside, she look exactly like the sexy cartoon version of her on lisag.com. :puke:
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    Your move Beth.

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    What a RUFF way to go...
     
  12. Deodato

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    As long as she murdered the dogs too, it's fine.
     
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    Someone needs make a gif with a tailpipe through the wall.
     
  14. Robert Higgins

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    Special place in hell for that crazy bitch.
     
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    Is that the Crypt Keeper in a wig?
     
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    If you live with 31 dogs or cats, you are better off dead because there is something seriously wrong with your brain.