Woman Dies At Her Own Funeral

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  1. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    A woman has reportedly died from the shock of coming to life at her own funeral.

    Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, was wrongly declared dead by doctors, but she actually died after hearing people pray for her soul in Kazan, Russia, according to the **********.

    She was taken back to a hospital where she was declared dead, this time for good.

    "Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital but she only lived for another 12 minutes," her husband, Fagili Mukhametzyanov, said.

    Her final cause of death was heart failure, according to reports. Her "first death" was also heart-related, a suspected heart attack.

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    lol

    those first names are a riot!!
     
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    Fagilyu and Fagili :hhh:
     
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    Bro There is no Dana VIP Gold

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    Was she already embalmed?
     
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    Fagili, Fagilya, Fagili, Fagilya hahahahaha :c
     
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    It doesn't say :dontknow:
     
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    good point
     
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    ill bet she was hot for a 49 year old dead woman
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Um....they drain your blood when you're embalmed Bro so I kinda doubt it :jj:
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    She died because of Global Warming then she woke-up because of Global Warming and Global Warming killed her again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ulol::woohoo:
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    for the record, these people are most likely not of the Russian race.

    i believe they are Turkish.