WTF Woman drives up telephone pole, gets stuck in high-voltage wires

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    Woman drives up telephone pole, gets stuck in high-voltage wires, police say

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    By Samantha Jordan

    WDBO – Orlando, Fla.

    MEDINA, Tenn. —

    A 56-year-old woman has Tennessee police baffled as to how she managed to drive her car up a telephone pole and get tangled in the high-voltage wires for hours.

    The accident happened just before midnight on Friday. According to The Jackson Sun, the woman's car went off-road, hit a fence and then drove up a guy-wire that connected the pole to the ground. That's when her car continued up the pole and her front tire got caught on a wire, leaving her dangling in the air for two hours until rescue showed up.


    "I've been doing this for 38 years, and I've never seen this before," Fire Chief Jeff Rollins said.

    Fearing that if one of the lines broke the car would not only fall to the ground but it would knock out power to the entire neighborhood, the power company used a cherry picker to extract the woman from the car. She was taken to a local hospital and was not seriously injured. The car was later lowered to the ground.

    Police say speed was a factor and they do not believe alcohol or drugs played a role in the woman's unbelievable parking job, but some witnesses claim they saw bottles appearing to be alcohol fall out of the car when it was finally put on the ground.
     
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    I always thought it was "guide wire" not "guy-wire". You learn something new every day.
     
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    women do the damnedest things to vehicles.
     
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    I think op has an agenda with this thread..
     
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    maybe it's a typo
     
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    do'h not florida... :giggle:


    it's guy wire
     
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    I want my power back ON God F'ing Damnit!
     
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    if I had a dollar for every time I heard a woman at work say "please don't tell my husband", I could retire RFN.
     
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    Police say speed was a factor and they do not believe alcohol or drugs played a role in the woman's unbelievable parking job, but some witnesses claim they saw bottles appearing to be alcohol fall out of the car when it was finally put on the ground.

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    I don't like to parallel park. :(
     
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