Woman Finds Lizard Head, Arm in Kale Salad

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    Woman Finds Lizard Head, Arm in Kale Salad



    By SYDNEY LUPKIN
    Mar 13, 2014 8:05am



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    Robin Sandusky was trying to incorporate more protein into her diet, but finding a surprise critter in her salad wasn’t exactly what she had in mind.

    Sandusky, who works in New York City’s theater industry, found the head and arm of a lizard in the kale salad she had delivered to her office on Tuesday from a restaurant called Guy & Gallard. She’d already eaten a quarter of it when she spotted the reptile in the corner of her bowl.
    “I turned it over and the gore was hanging out the back of the neck,” she told ABC News today, adding that the lizard had an arm and half-open eyelids. “I said, ‘Oh man. I have a lizard in my salad.’”
    At first, her coworker didn’t believe her.
    She said she called the restaurant for a refund, but didn’t take them up on their offer to give her a replacement salad. She put the lizard head on the fork, closed the lid of the salad and placed it on the receptionist’s desk in a bag.
    But before saying goodbye to the creature for good, she got a quick photo.
    “How many times are you going to have that happen in your life?” she said. “The reaction to it has been a lot more insane than the actual event. The New York Post was stalking outside my apartment waiting for me with a picture of my boyfriend and I on her phone.”
    Jason Jefferies, one of the managing partners at Guy & Gallard, said the restaurant chain hasn’t had an issue like this in 20 years, and they’re still investigating what happened.
    “We keep our kitchens to the highest standards,” he told ABC News. “Pretty much we’re shocked at the possibility this could happen.”
    He said they disposed of remaining lettuce out of an abundance of caution, but so far haven’t found any “proof” that it was responsible for the lizard getting in the salad.
    In December, a woman found a frog in her Pret A Manger salad in Manhattan.


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    I wonder how long before we hear that she planted it?
     
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    greens are greens :grad:
     
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    Wonder if the lizards name was kale
     
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    I found a huge dead moth in a 7-11 buttered roll when I was a kid. Thankfully I always ate my rolls in quarters so I saw it before I bit in. My mom took it back and the cashier let her pick out a new one.

    These days, I'm sure a similar case would end up involving a fucking lawyer. :facepalm:
     
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    "dibs"
    -lizard
     
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    Well, honestly? At the very least, an inspection by the Board of Health is in order. Who knows what other dead insects are in their food?
     
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    Sure, but we we do need to remember that accidents do happen and the world's not perfect. Remember that woman who found a fried chicken head in her McNuggets? She put her McNuggets on a plate and noticed one was a friend, intact chicken head. She didn't bite into it, she just noticed it. And then she told reporters that she wasn't sure if she was going to sue. :facepalm:

    McDonald's probably wrote her a nice little check to shut her up, but still, the fact that she was even considering suing for damages is fucking vile.
     
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    I once found a strangers band-aid in my wifes pussy. I still dont know who to sue over that one.
     
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    Hey, if it was an isolated incident, the Health Dept won't find anything else wrong, right?
     
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    Ive got to imagine this WILL put the place on the heavy rotation for inspections.... one would hope... :pray:
     
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    oh yeah? I came home early and found a strangers dick in my wife's pussy :wtf:
     
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    That's what she gets for falling for Kale's over hyped 'fad food of the day' bullshit.
     
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    Yep, if they can't keep large moths out of their store what's next?!?


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    Right, and I have no problem with the health dept. being called in for a legitimate complaint. But yet still no room for anybody to claim damages.

    And, for the record, there's nothing that suggest the lizard lady is seeking damages. The fact that she handed over the salad and accepted a refund probably suggests that she's not interested.
     
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    Oh deer...

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    Depends on the township/city/state.

    In the town I grew up in, the health department only makes 2 inspections/year...UNLESS people call in to complain. In which case, they make spot inspections.

    I know this because after complaining about a supermarket twice, the health department shut them down.
     
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    A bunch of us at work used to get take out every Friday from this local shithole Chinese place. One time my coworker found a band aid in his General Tso's. What did he do? Threw it away and kept on eating. :jj: The really sad part is we kept getting food there after that. :facepalm: What can I say....it was good and cheap.
     
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    Both the lizard and frog salad incidents were in Manhattan.
     
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    :puke: That's just wong!