Woman Gets 3-7 Years For Shooting Up McDonalds That Forgot Her Bacon

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  1. BethSucks

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    Mich. woman gets 3-7-years for shooting over bacon-less burger
    GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. – A Michigan woman has been sentenced to three to seven years in prison for opening fire at a McDonald's restaurant after workers twice failed to put bacon on her burgers.

    Authorities say 30-year-old Shaneka Torres became angry in February 2014 when the first burger she ordered at the restaurant's drive-up station was missing bacon. She was offered a free meal, but bacon also wasn't added to a second burger order.


    Police say she fired a shot through the restaurant. No one was injured.

    A Kent County Circuit Court jury convicted her March 25. Judge Paul Sullivan on Tuesday sentenced her to one to five years for shooting at a building, plus two years for possessing a firearm during a felony.

    Torres says she's sorry "but it's over and done with."
     
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    Automatic life sentence. Maybe slightly lighter sentence if under 18. Case by case basis then. No excuse for this reckless disregard of human rights. They'd hang ANYBODY who stole horses in the old days. Crimes like this wouldn't happen. Fuck her (if she's guilty), no room for personalities like this. I could go on. End rant.
     
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    natural blonde ..?:c
     
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    Did she ever get her bacon?
     
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    Seems perfectly reasonable to me :dontknow:
     
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    Couldn't agree more. She should be sentenced to work on a chain gang. Day and night, busting rocks and digging ditches until she's finally ready for the grave. A useless "human" in every possible way.
     
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    She represents the fundamental problem facing America right now: narcissistic entitlement.

    People believe that they are entitled to everything and that anyone that even remotely infringes on their right to a perfect life without even the slightest inconvenience deserves unrelenting suffrage. They consider themselves a omniscient being entitled to absolute power. This asshole is serving as judge jury and executioner. Other assholes (see anti police protests) serve as makeshift reporters and investigators.

    All the while, they suffer from a psychosis that makes them overcome their lack of anything meaningful in their lives (a father, and education, money, acceptance, hygiene) by replacing it with this attitude, which, ironically, they blame whitey for using to oppress them.

    They should not be coddled. They should be punished. Broken windows cleaned up nyc. It can clean up america... If anyone is left giving a shit about such a concept
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Why does someone else have something and they dont? Never mind the other person worked for/earned it. It's only fair that they have the same things and more...:coffee:
     
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    All I know is, the next time she orders from McDonald's, they are going to get her order right for sure.
     
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    If she was Jewish, this never would have happened.
     
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    Shaneka lol "WHERE AM MAH BACON!!!"
     
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    The mind boggles at what incendiary devices she might have deployed if they had forgotten the grape soda.
     
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    what a pig
     
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    bacon is some serious sheit
     
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    or vegan
     
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    The blond Brillo pad on her head should be a big hit in the can. Enjoy your payed vacation.
     
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    No, but she'll have plenty of tuna for the next 3-7 years.
     
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