Woman Gets Prison For Pulling Off Ex-Lover’s Testicle

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  1. dawg

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    A woman who ripped one of her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
    She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s yours.” Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
    During the sentencing of Monti, Judge Charles James said it was “a very serious injury” and that Monti was not acting in self-defense. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term and “open relationship” with Monti towards the end of May last year. There was actually no warning of her turning on him in such a manner since the pair remained on good terms prior to the night of the party where they went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones’s house.
    During Court Testimony, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and “pulled hard”. He added, “That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.” Apparently a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones’s testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
    In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: “It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person.” Perhaps a couple of years of reflection will allow her to see how Not Violent she actually was that night. The letter went on to say “I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life.”
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  2. Schmoopy

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    How is that possible? With just her bare hands? Is she Edward Scissorhand's sister? :scratch:

    I really don't know if I wanna click on that or not?:shakey::bug:
     
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    thats fuckin giant nut or I have little baby nuts
     
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    Reading that actually made my legs kinda cross, and I think my ass made claw marks on my chair. :tears:
     
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    2 and 1/2 years is way too light of a sentence, 10 yrs no early parole at the very least and then 30 years back breaking labor.
     
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    Or that's a really small hand.

    A small filthy hand with dirty fingernails. :puke:

    If you're going to rip my nuts off, wash your hands first bitch.
     
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    I could not get past the first 3 sentences :bug:
     
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    I don't believe it....
     
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    What
     
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    Maybe the guy should have fucked her. It looks to me like he had the blue ballz anyway?:scratch:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    For some reason this is how I envision the ending of the relationship if Madcat and I dated
     
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    For posting that, you should be taken out and maimed. Although I've always wondered what they looked like. Now that I see it, it looks like a really fucked up Easter Egg. (There's your egg design for next spring! DADDY! I found a TESTICLE!)
    I actually found this photo so offensive that I sent it to my son and my boss. (who may very well register here tonight!) :c
     
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    Spazz your an okie right? You mean to tell me you have never eaten mountain oysters?
     
  17. Spazzmatazz

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    Not no, but HELL no. Only nuts I eat fall from trees. :jj:
     
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    Spazz, your telling me this doesn't look appetizing?

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    I bet they're like eating chicken gizzards, but I'll never know for sure. And that's a fact. :D

    So tell me, how do they taste? :hhh:
     
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    :jj: I don't know either Spazz. Those are big in Colorado. I am in Texas. We eat fried rattlesnake here.