News Woman gets pulled over, farts like a rhino, gets busted for meth

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  1. Shithead

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    Nervous farting Oklahoma driver found to be hiding 8 pounds of meth disguised as Christmas gifts
    BY Tobias Salinger
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, December 23, 2015, 6:35 PM
    [​IMG] NewsOn6.com/KOTV
    This image shows methamphetamine police said was seized from the trunk of a driver's car in northeastern Oklahoma Monday night.
    He smelt it and found out who dealt it.
    An Oklahoma sheriff's deputy pulled over a nervous, farting driver — who he discovered was hiding over 8 pounds of methamphetamine disguised as Christmas presents Monday night, according to reports.
    Police said Chanele Pauley, 33, was passing gas and breathing heavily after she got pulled over for not signaling a lane change on the Will Rogers Turnpike around 8:45 p.m., according to an arrest report cited by the Tulsa World.
    9 SURPRISING SENIOR CITIZEN DRUG ARRESTS
    A Rogers County deputy found the meth gifts when Pauley and her passenger offered conflicting accounts of where they were headed and a police dog sniffed the drugs, the arresting documents said.
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    Chanele Pauley, 33, was pulled over along Interstate 44 and later arrested on drug trafficking charges, according to court documents.
    Pauley’s trunk had four boxes cloaked in Christmas wrapping paper and a trash bag with blue rubber gloves, used tape, napkins and the plastic wrap that came on the wrapping paper.
    The deputy unwrapped the gifts and found several sealed bags with 8½ pounds of a white, crystalline substance that tested positive for meth, according to court documents cited by KOTV.
    Pauley and the passenger, Walter Rawls, 43, now face drug trafficking charges, county records show.
    8 WEIRD AND WILD CHRISTMAS CRIMES
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    Walter Rawls, 43, gave a deputy a conflicting account of where the pair were headed Monday, the court documents said.
    Rogers County K9 Deputy Scotty Moree had told Pauley he was just going to issue a warning but noticed her acting “extremely nervous” when he asked her to sit in his patrol car, the arrest report said.
    Pauley said they were driving toward Missouri from the stretch of Interstate 44 near Catoosa in northeastern Oklahoma, but Rawls claimed they were going to North Carolina, according to the documents.
    Pauley was also shaking and her carotid artery could be seen clearly in her neck while she was farting in the cop car, Moree wrote in the arrest report.
    “These signs are not seen while speaking with the general motoring public,” he wrote.
     
  2. beetlejosh

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    Colin Quinn's fucking up.
     
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    That delicate rose petal farts?? Nevahhhhh!! ;)
     
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    I'm sure her mom is proud of her.
     
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    I was really looking forward to the police cam on this one. :snicker:
     
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    I wonder where she went to finishing school.
     
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    I think being a police officer sucks sometimes. His cruiser is going to smell like stale farts.
     
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    The toot will set you free.
     
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    Why is it that every idiot who least wants to have any encounter with law enforcement invariably ends up getting pulled over ? If you don't want to get stopped by the cops make sure you signal your turns, make sure your tail lights aren't burnt out and don't drive recklessly. Don't give them any cause to intercept you. Morons.
     
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    Did anyone even consider what thoughtful and expensive gifts she was giving?

    Somebody is going empty handed Christmas morning. :crying:
     
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    Ha! I thought the same exact thing
     
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    And get your fucking story straight before the cop starts asking questions.
     
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    She looks like a meth addict for a (33) year old woman. That Officer saved her life. She'll at least withdraw and detox in jail. Hopefully she can stay clean when she gets out of federal prison in about (15) years!
     
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    I read this last night and cried laughing.

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    OH COME ON there's no video of this?? feh
     
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    Harvey Kitel
     
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    Dude was glad to get arrested to get away from her meth farts!!!

    (Tho jail/prison farts have gotta be worse, so there's that.
     
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