WTF Woman gets snatch cancer

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  1. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    from using Johnson and Johnson baby powder. Awarded $72,000,000.

    Finally my balls will make me rich
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Should I buy a Playstation 4?
     
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    I own JNJ stock! Damn!
     
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    if you're using baby powder to mask a smell it doesn't really work

    you'll just smell like a rank mix of rotten pussy and baby powder
     
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    Depends, What's wrong with your vagina?
     
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    Great, now all the bottles of baby powder will have a label that reads "Not to be used for malodorous vaginas."
     
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    Wtf
     
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    Depends are also for the butt.
     
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    I see what you did there
     
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    Damn...72mil???
    That's insane
     
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    I eat more pussy than cunt cancer hiyooooooooo!
     
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    Apparently no risk of ball cancer - sorry, Shins.

    http://www.cancer.org/cancer/cancercauses/othercarcinogens/athome/talcum-powder-and-cancer

    It has been suggested that talcum powder might cause cancer in the ovaries if the powder particles (applied to the genital area or on sanitary napkins, diaphragms, or condoms) were to travel through the vagina, uterus, and fallopian tubes to the ovary.

    Many studies in women have looked at the possible link between talcum powder and cancer of the ovary. Findings have been mixed, with some studies reporting a slightly increased risk and some reporting no increase. Many case-control studies have found a small increase in risk. But these types of studies can be biased because they often rely on a person’s memory of talc use many years earlier. Two prospective cohort studies, which would not have the same type of potential bias, have not found an increased risk.

    For any individual woman, if there is an increased risk, the overall increase is likely to very be small. Still, talc is widely used in many products, so it is important to determine if the increased risk is real. Research in this area continues.
     
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    I know right? I bet her snatch wasn't worth $72. Before the cancer.
     
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    Then again, maybe there is. The standard line is that cosmetic grade talcum does not contain asbestos, so males aren't at risk using it on their nuts, because there is no route to enter the body. But here's a verdict holding Colgate Palmolive liable for a talcum product that contained asbestos. That's just plain bad news, no matter what your sex. I don't want to give up my Gold Bond. It keeps my nuts cold and dry, just the way I like 'em.

    http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/...n-13m-for-exposure-to-asbestos-in-talcum.html
     
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    Actual damages to victim were $10 million. The rest are punitives due to J&J's apparent attempts to conceal information. Still, you're probably right that her snatch wasn't worth $10m.
     
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    Buy everyone a PS4!
     
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    WTF
     
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    The empathy in this thread is so touching and moving.
     
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