Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Tim, Sep 22, 2016.
Woman? Don't you recognize Dave when you see him?
Spoiler: srsly cover this stuff up!
You never had a day that made you want to curse out a sandwich artist at Subway?
Me neither, because I'm not a fucking psychopath.
I wish everyone in the store would have started yelling at that entitled cunt. I can't believe no one stuck up for the worker.
Starbucks was out of pumpkin cream cheese muffins yesterday.
I was all inside but I just asked for an apple cake instead.
I know, it's not too hard to tell her "order something else or get the fuck out"
I this day and age that's taking your life into your own hands. I woulda been like
Exactly. Instead they just laugh and stand around like a bunch of pussies.
I've gotten to the point where I occasionally feel like "oh fuck it, I'm just gonna say what's on my mind. what's the worst that can happen?"
If I worked there, I would have told her to leave as soon as she started cursing. Just deplorable.
When she turned to leave, I would have kicked her in the back and mocked her physical appearance as she rolled around on the ground, struggling to stand.
Then I'd scream something about the glory of Allah before setting her on fire.
Sadly, you just never know who's crazy enough to kill you.
I see her point. It's on the menu, and it's one of the more popular sandwiches - they should always have plenty on hand.
It's not like Grandma Caprio is in the back of the store rolling meatballs and making a homemade sauce passed down from her Sicilian ancestors. They just open a bag and dump it in the warming dish.
The funniest part is that she thinks they make the meatballs there.
I think his hormone treatments are making him very emotional.
What a cunt. It's a fucking meatball sub for chrissakes.
Edit: a faux meatball sub
I woulda told her to beat it. And threaten to call the police if she didn't.