WOMAN has DILDO stuck in her VAGINA for 10 years

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  1. dawg

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    A 38-year-old woman in Scotland who told doctors she was suffering from
    shaking, incontinence and severe weight loss turned out to have a sex toy stuck inside her vagina that had been there for 10 years, according to an article published in the June edition of the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

    The woman -- who the article notes was of normal intelligence -- told
    doctors she used the five-inch toy in a drunken sexual encounter a
    decade ago and didn't remember whether she took it out or not, the Daily Mail reported.By
    the time surgeons found it, the toy's effects were potentially
    life-threatening. It had caused a bladder blockage that was forcing
    urine to back up into her kidneys, and had also created a vesicovaginal
    fistula, which is a tract that causes urine to flow into the vagina.
    Yikes.
     
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    Is this a repost?
     
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    Interesting emphasis in the thread title
     
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    i would have capitalized "10 YEARS."
     
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    :jj:

    hey J
     
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    I like to keep him informed of dildo news.
     
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    I mean, at least it wasn't stuck up her ASSHOLE, right?!
     
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    @garypagetwo
     
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    How the fuck do you NOT know that's in there??!
     
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    and for 10 years!!!!!
     
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    i think i would have survived not knowing anything about THIS WOMAN.
     
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    10 years IS like an ENTIRE decade
     
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    The hell? Did she jam it in her urethra?
     
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    "The woman -- who the article notes was of normal intelligence -- told
    doctors she used the five-inch toy in a drunken sexual encounter a
    decade ago..."


    yeah, you ENCOUNTERED a dildo.
     
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    "the woman told doctors she was fearful of the social STIGMA of a one night stand so she made the relationship long term"
     
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    Everyone getting tagged. :jj: