Woman has sex with her cat

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jul 18, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

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    How the hell does a woman have sex with a cat??? Is she shoving the cat up her vag??? :dontknow:
     
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    The old Tuna trick.
     
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    I've heard of women who like pussy but this is taking it a bit far.
     
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    Eat the 'Pussy'...........
     
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    :jj:
     
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    It involves the pussy. (Haven't read the entire thread so I apologize for what is no doubt a repeat)
     
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    I bet Beth has sex with her cats. You've heard the one about a cat and a horse...ripshot please.
     
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    this will be selena gomez's DUI with pocket full of coke mugshot in 3 years.

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    Still trying to figure out the logistics. It doesn't make any sense.

    The only thing I can think of is this woman rubbed her cat against her genitals.

    Poor kitty.
     
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    The only sex the nutjob had with her cat was in her schizophrenic head.
     
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    I doubt the cat-sex happened. She looks and sounds like someone who has to be medicated regularly, and when she goes off her meds, she walks around threatening people with knives and blurting out random things. A sane person would never say something like "I had sex with my cat and everybody knows it!"
     
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    Vomit @ the idea alone. I don't have to read it.
     
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    Lisa G may be called as an expert witness at the trial.
     
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    damn I was just gonna say isn't this chapter 7 of sex lies and cookies?
     
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    My Nubian queen!