Woman killed in car wreck while getting screwed.

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  1. P-B

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    Or so it seems...




    Woman was on husband's lap at time of fatal crash, report says

    LOXAHATCHEE, Fla. -

    A woman killed in March was naked from the waist down and sitting on her husband's lap when they crashed into a canal, according to a report.

    Amanda Notebaert was pronounced dead at the scene following the crash in Loxahatchee. Her husband, Matthew Notebaert, was charged on Wednesday with DUI manslaughter, vehicular homicide and DUI property damage.

    In addition to being drunk, Matthew Notebaert had marijuana in his system, the arrest report said.

    Notebaert was driving approximately 55 mph in a 30-mph zone, and did not break before impact, according to the report. The Notebaerts drove down the wrong road by mistake, passing dead-end warning signs before they slammed into the canal just a block away from the home they shared.

    "They're a young couple that just had a baby," next-door neighbor Charlie Smith told WPBF 25 News after the crash. "It’s very very sad.â€
     
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    That only works in movies not real life for the most part. Lesson learned the hard way.....
     
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    Great. That's the next thing they'll ban :nocheer:
     
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    http://i.***************/i/pix/2014/05/08/article-2623323-1DAB3D0800000578-319_634x524.jpg
     
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    Wtf
     
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    Florida :facepalm:
     
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    She completely obstructed his view.
     
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    Lol
     
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    I have never ever been that horny.... ever
     
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    I grew up 20 minutes from there. :c
     
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    I was actually in a car accident while fooling around. We remained in our own seats but did have our pants down. I had a few injuries including a broken arm so unfortunately I was unable to pull my pants up. A girl I went to high school with happened upon the accident and pulled them up and for me. I should find her on facebook and thank her. Pretty embarrassing but as far as I know she never told a soul.
     
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    What a way to go. :yay:
     
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Suzanne again.
     
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    :jj: :hug:
     
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    Leave it to you two :rolleye:
     
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    No wonder he smoked pot:dontknow:
     
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    The person that really got screwed was the mechanic that's going to have to replace the front shocks after that wildebeest had her fun.
     
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