woman pooped inside box at k-mart

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  1. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    Cops_Woman_Pooped_Inside_Box_At_Kmart_The_Smoking_Gun_-_2015-04-01_13.03.53.png
     
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    Clearly the Devil made her do it.
     
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  3. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    April Fool's joke. She actually just pissed in the cash register.
     
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    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    Satan has impacted my rectum...
     
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    Guess the race?
     
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    Who of us here hasn't?
     
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    Her lawyer will use a "squatters rights" defense
     
  9. Jayla

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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    If you gotta go, you gotta go.
     
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    Brown Light special in Aisle #1!

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    You know, this pisses me off: This never happens at Nordstrom.
     
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    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    what your mout' due....
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Exactly.
     
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    Fuck I try to avoid taking dumps in any public bathroom, This person can do it right in the middle of the store. No stage fright or anything.

    The amounts of grunts and fart noises I would be caught in seconds.
     
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    i'm also interested in the shenanigans of the vile akron pooper

    he's still at large and most likely quite an lot of fun
     
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    I hear he's a real stinker with a shitty motive
     
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    Obviously a marketing ploy for a new flavor....

    poop.jpg
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I have heard of some others... in one telecom company we had "the fecal fanatic" who would leave cups of poop in people's desks or cars.
     
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    How is this news??
    I mean honestly...
     
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    Yeah, but isn't "shitting in a box" just Kmart-speak for "filling out an application"?