woman pooped inside box at k-mart

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by skylarbrie, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    105,889
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2012
    Messages:
    13,124
    Likes Received:
    9,916
    Cops_Woman_Pooped_Inside_Box_At_Kmart_The_Smoking_Gun_-_2015-04-01_13.03.53.png
     
    smichal and Mulletude like this.
  2. OV

    OV Rapscallion

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    12,796
    Likes Received:
    35,722
    Clearly the Devil made her do it.
     
    Mulletude and skylarbrie like this.
  3. Mulletude

    Mulletude Hillbilly DeLuxe VIP

    Reputations:
    33,194
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    6,532
    Likes Received:
    17,131
    April Fool's joke. She actually just pissed in the cash register.
     
    Wangold, Skipnoid, JRoyle411 and 5 others like this.
  4. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    105,889
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2012
    Messages:
    13,124
    Likes Received:
    9,916
    Satan has impacted my rectum...
     
    smichal likes this.
  5. zerokarma

    zerokarma Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    757
    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2012
    Messages:
    1,675
    Likes Received:
    1,875
    Guess the race?
     
    smichal likes this.
  6. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,275
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2014
    Messages:
    9,947
    Likes Received:
    16,995
    Who of us here hasn't?
     
    smichal likes this.
  7. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    16,742
    Joined:
    May 12, 2012
    Messages:
    25,480
    Likes Received:
    23,369
     
    blindbella likes this.
  8. shrinkage

    shrinkage Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    156
    Joined:
    May 8, 2012
    Messages:
    335
    Likes Received:
    509
    Her lawyer will use a "squatters rights" defense
     
  9. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    532,850
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    33,673
    Likes Received:
    75,646
    smichal likes this.
  10. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

    Reputations:
    1,800
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    3,126
    Likes Received:
    3,543
    If you gotta go, you gotta go.
     
  11. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2013
    Messages:
    6,330
    Likes Received:
    11,914
    Brown Light special in Aisle #1!

    [​IMG]


    You know, this pisses me off: This never happens at Nordstrom.
     
    smichal likes this.
  12. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    105,889
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2012
    Messages:
    13,124
    Likes Received:
    9,916
    what your mout' due....
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    532,850
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    33,673
    Likes Received:
    75,646
    Exactly.
     
  14. joemama

    joemama Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,738
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2014
    Messages:
    4,649
    Likes Received:
    12,704
    Fuck I try to avoid taking dumps in any public bathroom, This person can do it right in the middle of the store. No stage fright or anything.

    The amounts of grunts and fart noises I would be caught in seconds.
     
    smichal likes this.
  15. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    41,910
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    16,244
    Likes Received:
    38,472
    i'm also interested in the shenanigans of the vile akron pooper

    he's still at large and most likely quite an lot of fun
     
    AmishGirl, smichal and Jayla like this.
  16. joemama

    joemama Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    12,738
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2014
    Messages:
    4,649
    Likes Received:
    12,704
    I hear he's a real stinker with a shitty motive
     
  17. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2013
    Messages:
    9,783
    Likes Received:
    39,974
    Obviously a marketing ploy for a new flavor....

    poop.jpg
     
    blindbella and Jayla like this.
  18. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    13,495
    Likes Received:
    21,813
    I have heard of some others... in one telecom company we had "the fecal fanatic" who would leave cups of poop in people's desks or cars.
     
  19. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP

    Reputations:
    57,851
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    18,825
    Likes Received:
    33,600
    How is this news??
    I mean honestly...
     
  20. Night Ape

    Night Ape Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,667
    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2012
    Messages:
    6,046
    Likes Received:
    10,866
    Yeah, but isn't "shitting in a box" just Kmart-speak for "filling out an application"?