Woman runs over boyfriend three times because ‘they didn’t stop at McDonald’s

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  1. dawg

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    Tennessee woman upset boyfriend wanted to go to a different restaurant, police say.

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    Police in Tennessee say a woman ran over her boyfriend three times after he refused to go to McDonald's with her.
    Crystal Greer Brooks, 33, of Kingsport was apparently upset that her boyfriend wanted to eat at a different restaurant, police told the Kingsport Times-News.
    Officers were called to West Carters Valley Road shortly after midnight last Wednesday.
    They found Brooks' boyfriend with abrasions to his arms and back.



    His clothing "appeared torn, consistent with being dragged on the pavement," the Times-News reported.
    He told police Brooks forced him over to the side of the road, then got in his pickup truck and ran him over -- three times.
    Brooks has been charged with aggravated assault.
     
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    Piggy gets a 1
     
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    Is that what goes on down south? Hmmm...ok
     
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    Was the McRib back?
     
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    This has to be the fake story. Dawg is pranking us.
     
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    look they just made a 20 piece cost $4.99. i'da done the same thing.
     
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    a woman in New Hampshire ran over her ex and killed him last week
     
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    :lol: that shit is SHIT but it's so fucking good. you're convincing me even more to run a bitch over for mcdonald's, not against.
     
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    :lol: i love your avi he seems so content to run or fall.
     
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    Mrs chriza?
     
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    Yup
     
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    Justifiable.
     
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    For the record the McRib is indeed back ... bitch gotta have her McRib!
     
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    honestly that would be exciting. i haven't had one of those in 15 years.
     
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    I can confirm this, it is the only time my mother-in-law eats fast food, do not get between a female and her mcrib.
     
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    damn i'm excited now. you just made post dialysis tomorrow a win.


    god my life sucks.
     
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    This sentence makes no sense:

    He told police Brooks forced him over to the side of the road, then got in his pickup truck and ran him over -- three times

    Were they in his pickup truck to start with? Did she force him out, then run him over? I'm completely dumbfounded (read in Grillo voice).
     
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    What was she doing behind the wheel in the first place going to McDonalds? She should have been home cooking for her man.

    Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she is a woman.

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    You should see what she'll do for a Klondike bar.