Woman Seeks Divorce Because Her Husband's Cock is Too Big

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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  2. wigtropolis

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    i don't like to brag

    but i have been divorced 4 times
     
  3. slipkid69

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    I mean she knew the guy was known as the "human tripod". What the hell did she expect?
     
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    You KNOW she wasn't giving up the back door. Rectal prolapse isn't fun, or funny. O.K. It's kind of funny.
     
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    Stern related b/c he's a huge prick.
     
  6. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    You get a gold star for that one! Funny as hell!
     
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    I've always been worried about my wife doing the same thing to me!
     
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  8. Mojopin

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    Ah! I've finally found out why I keep getting dumped.
     
  9. Mojopin

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    We should keep recycling wigtropolis' joke.
     
  10. HypocriteHowie

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    My wife did the same to me. She couldn't stand it.

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    Or my stupid cowboy hat.
     
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  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That's rough, guy ( VERY maybe) :console:
     
  12. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    i came in here with a great joke but i see it's too late.
     
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  13. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    I guess no one's leaving me!!!!!

    I feel great shame.....
     
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    "Is he on the rebound, Robin?"

    [​IMG]
     
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    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
     
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    Nikki growing a tail

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    There is a camp song we used to sing. I won't recite the whole thing, but indulge me. Please?

    A boy and a girl in a little canoe with them moon shining all around.
    And they talked and they talked till the moon grew dim.
    He said you better kiss me or get out and swim.
    so what ya gonna do in a little canoe with the moon shinin all a
    the boats floatin all a
    the girls swimmin all around
    Oh Yeah? Silly girl

    MEANING? Just fuck him and shut up about it.
     
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  18. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Friend, the joke is never too late. This site is about the Howard Stern Show, where recycling the same material over and over and over and over again is not only acceptable, it is the OFFICIAL STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE. So, with that, please bless us with your joke.
     
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    something along the lines of pretending to complain to dawg that OP was posting my personal information here :oops:

    i guess it wasn't that great after all.
     
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    I was married to a huge prick. Does that count?