News Woman shoots shitty intruder.

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  1. SuperFarts

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    Ocala woman shoots naked, poop-smeared intruder, deputies say.

    @Chriza

    "MARION COUNTY, Fla. — A 27-year-old man was in intensive care Monday after being shot by a homeowner during a home invasion, investigators said.

    When deputies arrived at the home in Northwest Ocala, they found Victor Alex Etherington naked and hiding behind the bedroom door.

    He had defecated on himself, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said.

    The incident happened Sunday evening when Etherington started knocking on the 54-year-old homeowner’s window and demanded she let him in, deputies said.

    The victim was not identified by investigators.

    The woman told Etherington to leave, but he kicked in the door and chased her upstairs to her bedroom, deputies said.

    The woman told investigators she locked the door, called 911 and armed herself with a .22 caliber handgun.

    She locked herself in the bedroom closet when Etherington forced his way into the bed room, deputies said.

    Once inside, the man took off his shorts -- “which he had defecated in” -- and forced his way into the closet, at which point the homeowner shot him in the stomach, a Sheriff’s Office report said.

    Deputies arrived at forced their way into the home and found Etherington naked and hiding behind the bedroom door, the report said."

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    :gross:

    And, good for her! :D
     
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    But wait - guns are bad right?
     
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    Shitty behavior.
     
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    I saw a lady passed out in a strip mall flower bed yesterday.

    She had shit herself.
     
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    mid day or evening?
     
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    About 4pm.
     
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    After 6pm on a weekend it's perfectly acceptable.
     
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    She was sooooo damn close to the cut off time!!!

    :c
     
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    That's just sad. :(

    I hate to see people like that. Makes me wonder what the hell happened in her life to get her to this point.
     
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    Did he have corn?
     
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    I am somehow beyond caring about people like that lately.

    But, yeah.
     
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    That was nearly me while driving home yesterday!

    Definitely a photo finish to the toilet bowl!
     
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    That's not a story you hear every day. :ucoffee:
     
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    they arent. but are all agree some people are. thats why its retarded not to want to check so those 'some people' cant buy them
     
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    .22 for HD? :no:
     
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    The correct term is "shat herself."
     
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    Black Tallon ammo. Makes the 9mm an acceptable and more concealable option when you don't want to carry the .45.
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    l'll send you a pm :eek:
     
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