Woman slept with dwarf stripper at bachelor party..gives birth to dwarf

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    Woman who slept with dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party gives birth to dwarf
    The Spanish woman’s infidelity was revealed to her shocked husband, who demanded an explanation — she confessed she had slept with the stripper at her party.
    BY LEE MORAN

    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, October 10, 2014, 11:30
    [​IMG]DANIELLE DANFORD/GETTY IMAGES/ISTOCKPHOTO
    A woman slept with the stripper at her bachelorette party and gave birth to his son — a dwarf — and was forced to confess her infidelity to her husband.

    A Spanish woman who gave birth to a baby with dwarfism was reportedly forced to confess to having sex with a dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party nine months before.

    Her husband was left shocked when he was presented with the tiny tot at a hospital in Valencia earlier this month

    Convinced there'd been some sort of mix-up, he reportedly demanded an explanation from doctors, according to Levante-EMV.

    However, when medics explained that it was definitely his wife's child, she later admitted to the infidelity.

    Levante-EMV reports that the woman, who has not been named, confessed to sleeping with the stripper at her bachelorette night, just before they got married earlier this year.

    It's not known whether the husband has decided to stay with his unfaithful wife, or if the stripper is set to launch a paternity claim.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...helorette-party-birth-dwarf-article-1.1970046

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    Funniest story ever. :haha:
     
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    And that was how ETM was born.
     
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    Thats hot.
     
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    No wonder she is hiding her face.
     
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    That's what I thought!

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    I guess they don't do ultrasounds in that part of the world.
     
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    You're turning out to be one classy broad.
     
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    He must put on one hell of a show ! Good for him.
     
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    I'm gonna bet no.
     
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    She must have been beyond hammered. I've never found male strippers to be sexy, but a dwarfy one??? Male strippers, like Playgirl magazine, are mostly for gay guys IMO.

    One time at a house-party bachelorette, the stripper (who was so overly perfumed, he was like an old granny wearing Avon) was going around to the guests and slapping his limp dick on our thighs. It was in the summer, so everyone was in shorts and it was flesh-to-flesh contact. Gross & disgusting. I don't know you or where your pecker has been - get the fuck away from me.
     
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    The only one, eh? :right: I see.
     
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    If you were at this party he would have been slapping his little dick on your calf instead.
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    Oh come on! Handsome muscular men not hot?? Okay...maybe they're gay..

    Back in the day we went to Montreal for a bachelorette party.


    Went to a male strip club where the guys got totally naked and did shit with bananas and vanilla jello pudding cups.

    OMFG!!!! So goddamned hot! And 2 of the chick's that were with us..who were engaged themselves were not only mortified but disgusted as well

    All I could think was closet lesbians
     
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    Where the hell did you find that?:giggle:
     
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