Woman to hand out 'obese letters' to overweight children on Halloween

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    [h=1]Woman to hand out 'obese letters' to overweight children on Halloween[/h] Published October 30, 2013
    FoxNews.com






    Imagine going trick-or-treating for candy this Halloween and getting a critical letter in your candy bag.
    That’s what may be happening to some kids in North Dakota this year. One woman called into the Y94 radio station in Fargo this week to say she doesn’t plan to just give Halloween candy to all of the children who come to her door.
    She said she also plans to give a sealed letter to any overweight children who visit her, which the children are then supposed to give to their parents. In the letter, the woman plans to tell the parents that they are acting irresponsibly by sending their children out to seek candy when they are already overweight.
    The letter, which Y94 says was emailed to them by the woman, reads in part:
    “You [sic] child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats to the extent of some children this Halloween season.

    My hope is that you will step up as a parent and ration candy this Halloween and not allow your child to continue these unhealthy eating habits.â€
    When asked by the hosts of the show why she didn’t give out toys or stickers instead of candy, the woman, who identified herself only as Cheryl, said she didn’t want to be the “mean lady†in the neighborhood. The woman also said that she doesn’t plan to deny candy to any of the children who visit her house.
    “Well really, I just want to send a message to the parents of kids that are really overweight. It’s just, these kids, I can see them and they’re struggling to stay healthy and they want to play with the other kids, and I think it’s really irresponsible for parents to send them out looking for free candy just because all the other kids are doing it,†the woman said.
    Corey “Zero†Schaffer, one of radio hosts who conducted the interview, said they plan to follow up with the woman to see if she carried out her plans.
    “I’d love to have her back on Friday morning and see if she went hrough with giving those letters out,â€
     
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    Why doesn't she also include a letter inviting the kids to throw shit at her house for the next year, which they will obviously do.
     
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    What a pretentious douche this woman is. I hope one of the children shits on her head.

    the biggest problem here is not the notes... It's that this ho bag feels that she has some right to your child. It takes a village? Fuck you.
     
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    My grandmother used to tell me I looked terrible. She didn't need to compose a note.
     
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    Don't get angry at the messenger.. It would be kind of funny instead if this lady was giving out candy and picked out half the children and said sorry kids- you're too fat for sweets. But, I say, the nerve of these fucken kids knockin on my door asking for shit!
     
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    I thought it said "Obese woman to give copies of vegan cookbook to children instead of candy". I wouldn't put it past her.
     
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    Obvious she's a Obama nutjob
     
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    Robin approves of this story
     
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    i'll bet right after that they did some fuckin'. that's how it was in the good ol' days. find an attractive gal, smack her around a bit and then you get to fuck her.
     
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    her Gunt doesn't.
     
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    The woman is right. Kids are too fat today. But humiliating them in public is evil.
     
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    This woman is intentionally being a dick. If she really has issues with fat kids throw some god damn raisins in their bag instead of chocolate. If it really takes a village then she needs to do more than bitch and be proactive.
     
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    I'd bet good money this 'caller' is simply an intern calling in on from the back room or a paid plant caller.
     
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    I don't know if its a plant but it crackef me up all day. She might has well put a bullseye on her house. Her trees will be permenantly TP'd
     
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    she's a loon.
    silly cunt will be a target for years.

    we'll be reading a story about how she had to move. :jj:



    obama voter for sure. always preaching.
     
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    Oh, if it's real I'm sure we're going to read about her fucked up house tomorrow. :pray:
     
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    I don't know, an Obama voter ... in North Dakota?? :dontknow:
     
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    they're everywhere.

    like cockroaches. :grad:
     
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    Obviously she has issues, her mother must not have loved her for her to be so hateful to kids. She should be tarred and feathered.

    Mostly likely it's just fake to create a buzz. I thought it was nasty.