Woman to marry her dog...

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    No word if she will consumate with it


    Dutch woman will marry dog after her husband — a cat — dies
    BY Deborah Hastings
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Tuesday, July 21, 2015, 12:39 PM
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    Dominque Lesbirel, 41, a Dutch woman who married her cat, says she will wed her dog, Travis, because the cat died.
    And they called it puppy love.

    Widow Dominque Lesbirel of the Netherlands is getting married again, after losing her husband to kidney failure.

    She's getting hitched to her dog. Her first husband, Doerack, was a cat.

    "Putting Doerack to sleep was horrible, I've had him since he was three, but I feel lucky to have had 16 lovely years with him," she said, according to Britain's Daily Mirror.

    She plans to wed Travis, but wants to wait a while to get over her grief at losing Doerack.

    Travis, her intended, has been with her for several years, she said, after she rescued him from being homeless while she was living in Greece.

    She found him at the beach, where he stole her shoes and bag while she was swimming.

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    Dominique Lesberil is seen here with her first husband, a cat named Doerack, who recently died from kidney failure.
    And then "he stole my heart," she says.

    Lesbirel, 41, performs wedding rites for domestic animals at Marryyourpet.com, a website she established in 2003.

    She does not grant every marriage application.

    "There are rules, as with any marriage," she said. "The difference between a church ceremony and my online chapel is that I don't allow divorce. I don't want to let anyone abandon their pet."

    In this day and age, Lesbirel says, she completely understands why someone would tie the knot with an animal.

    "We all need that unconditional love, but it can be hard to find with a person, especially when everyone withdraws from behind their phone or laptop screens. So why not look to a pet instead?" she said.
     
  2. sz1122

    sz1122 Well-Known Member

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    How soon until Beth has a wedding. She can not be out done
     
  3. EddyG

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    So.....doggy style?
     
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    martin Shit Mult Banned User

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    Robin got married????
     
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  5. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots?

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    Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her Dog a bone......She bent over,Rover took over.

    OHHHHHHH,She got a 'bone' of her own.
     
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    Better than marrying a DJ who smells like mothballs and is in bed by 8.
     
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  7. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    And they say there are no great single people around by that age.
     
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    Didn't Bill O'Reilly warn us all that gay marriage would lead to this?
     
  9. ChimneySweep

    ChimneySweep Well-Known Member

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    Why wait? Prudish, old fashioned bitch.
     
  10. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    If the dog dies and she marries the goldfish...THEN....I would say she has a fucking problem.
     
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  11. Bryce

    Bryce dope show Gold

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    the dog looks like he has no idea whats going on :coffee:
     
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    he'll make a great husband.
     
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    martin Shit Mult Banned User

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    wait till the wedding night..he'll get a bone of his own..
     
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    The dog is into "ruff" sex

    :rs:
     
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    Oh those wacky Dutch
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    "Hard day at work, honey?"

    "It's dog eat dog out there, bitch!"

    :rs:
     
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    People are obsessed with getting married, even to dogs. Why not just fuck the dog constantly and leave the government out of it
     
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    Bryce dope show Gold

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    big step... I sure hope he's got a good career he can support his new family with.

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    Whatever, she's fucking nuts and lonely. The ushers won't have to ask brides side or grooms?
     
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    Well, the dog is pretty hawt