Woman tries to bite boyfriend's penis off while he's sleeping

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  1. ltd86

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    Woman arrested for maiming after man claims girlfriend tried to bite his penis off

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    A night out drinking and an argument with his girlfriend nearly cost a Tulsa man his penis.

    Officers responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning where a man claimed his girlfriend attacked him while he slept.

    Amber Ellis was arrested for maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon.

    According to the police report, the victim said he and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing while walking home "about how needy she had become." The couple verbally fought in the apartment until the victim told police Ellis stormed off, slamming the bedroom door.

    Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find Ellis "biting his (penis) off."

    The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

    Once hospitalized, the victim received several stitches to the base of his penis and was treated for injuries to his head, face, neck, fingers and knee.

    Ellis was taken into custody for an interview and ultimately booked into the Tulsa County Jail.

    http://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news...claims-girlfriend-tried-to-bite-his-penis-off
     
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    Damn computer viruses.
     
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    now looks like he is the needy one
     
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    he should bite her vagina off back at her
     
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    He left.
     
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    Too much teeth.........
     
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    You have to practice on a banana, ladies...
     
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    I hate when they have the make up removed for the police photos. Either way, not guilty.
     
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    Well, that's the right time to do it. If you try that when he's awake, he might fight you on it.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    crazy bitch didn't just go for the tip, she deepthroated the whole thing just to inflict maximum damage

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    Perhaps he was ear delicious?
     
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    'maiming and assault with a dangerous weapon'

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    Some crazy bitches out there. Dealt with one for over a year, it can be scary.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    He'd be fucked if those choppers for near him, those things can chop through steel