Woman tries to bribe cop

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  1. Shithead

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    Woman Faces Bribery Charge For Lick Offer
    Indecent proposal to cop prompts felony rap



    MAY 26--A Louisiana woman is facing a public bribery charge after allegedly making an indecent proposal to the cop who arrested her for pummeling her [​IMG]live-in boyfriend, according to court records.

    Diane Thomas, 52, was busted earlier this month for punching her beau in the face “multiple times” and scratching him with her fingernails during a confrontation in the couple’s Monroe home.

    When Thomas was read her Miranda rights by a Monroe Police Department officer, she stated that her boyfriend was a “bitch,” adding that he “got in her face so she beat his ass,” according to a May 16 probable cause affidavit.

    After Thomas was handcuffed, she told Corporal Chris Ballard that she could not go to jail since she “has a good job.”

    At that point, Thomas allegedly made Ballard an offer he would refuse.

    "If you won't take me to jail I will get on my knees right now," she reportedly declared. "Officer I will even lick your butt hole."

    Already facing a misdemeanor domestic abuse charge, Thomas was then hit with a felony public bribery count for allegedly offering to lick Corporal Ballard.

    Pictured above, Thomas was subsequently freed on $5000 bond
     
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    Bribery? Sounds more like making a terroristic threat.
     
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    How could he have turned down that mocha delight?? Lick his butt hole..:eek:
     
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    Cops do have a tough job. That's probably the best offer he had all day.
     
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    A butt hole licking is serious bidness! :woowoo:
     
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    Rusty Trombone Time. Any thing to beat going to jail.
     
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    At least black women are offering to do it instead of having to be begged, drugged, drunk, etc. to do it
     
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    Should've covered his badge number and bent over.
     
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    It's probably a good thing he didn't take her up on the offer. Saved himself this embarrassing scenario a couple weeks later at the doctor's office: "No Doctor, really. I have absolutely no idea how I got those giant, festering sores around my anus. All I know is that it really, really hurts when I poop!"
     
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    She should have kept things vague. Once she was specific about a rim job, she was done. Actually if she said rim job she would have been better off, arguing in court that she meant she would clean his squad car.
     
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    I always wanted to see the actual clip of the chick saying this, anyone ever see it?
     
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    Guilty :coffee:
     
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    with extreme prejudice
     
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    How did the cop resist?!
     
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    I'm not gonna give the cop too much credit for turning her down, now if she looked like this I'd think he was a moral son of a bitch, married...........or gay.

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