Woman uses potato for birth control

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    "A Colombian woman who used a potato as a means of contraception had to have the vegetable removed from her vagina this week.

    Citing local reports, the website Colombia Reports said the 22-year-old woman in the town of Honda went to see doctors because she was having abdominal pains.

    "My mom told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her," the unnamed patient told doctors.

    The potato was in the woman's vagina for about two weeks before she started feeling pain.

    Carolina Rojas, the nurse who examined the woman, discovered roots coming out of the woman's body because the potato had started to germinate, the report said.

    The potato was removed without surgery and the woman is expected to recover fully."

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    "Carolina Rojas, the nurse who examined the woman, discovered roots coming out of the woman's body because the potato had started to germinate, the report said."

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    I hate when you they put sour cream on my potato.
     
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    And why are my chopped chives moving?
     
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    :puke:

    Thanks Chuk. I just dumped the last 2 potatoes in the fridge.

    Cannot get the pic of "roots coming out of the woman's body because the potato had started to germinate" out of my head. Hurl.
     
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    Let me help.

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    How much does she weigh?
     
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    10 bushels.
     
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    she gave birth to 3 healthy tater tots
     
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    Maybe she likes homefries with her eggs.
     
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    mmm scalloped potatoes...
     
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    Her queefs smelled like yukon golds.
     
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    She loves a good fingerling.

    (FYI....

    Fingerling Potatoes
    Appearance: 2-4 i[​IMG]nches long; finger-shaped or oblong; red, orange, purple or white skin; red orange, purple, yellow or white flesh–sometimes streaked with veins of color.

    Texture: waxy, firm, try

    Flavor: buttery; nutty; earthy; medium sugar content

    Preferred uses: Pan-frying, roasting, salads

    )
     
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    she got it wrong: guys like to stick their dick in mashed potatoes