News Woman Vows To Single-Handedly ‘Destroy ISIS'

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  1. Tim

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    Woman Vows To ‘Destroy ISIS’ Following Paris Attacks

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    An American woman revealed a surprising butt-kicking side to her nature following the Paris terror attacks, taking to Facebook to pledge: “I will destroy ISIS.”

    Her post went viral and, naturally, the internet has gone to town on her – superimposing her profile pic onto military scenes to chart her progress as she single-handedly embarks on a mission to wipe out the jihadi extremists.

    A Twitter account celebrating the brave American mom has gained thousands of followers this week.



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    Nov 20, 2015 #1
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    bitches be crazy! :grad:
     
    Nov 20, 2015 #2
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Thank God she is not the President.

    As Dawg will tell you, our President has more sense than to take on ISIS. They have guns.
     
    Nov 20, 2015 #3
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    She'd make a lovely wife for somebody. As long as it ain't me.
     
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    let the men deal with this.
     
    Nov 20, 2015 #5
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    As a broad she should just concern herself with making sandwiches and vacuuming.
     
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    Posting something on facebook and dressing as an ugly old woman are brave now. Check.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Is isis a brand of cookies that we don't know about?
     
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    he said men.
     
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    She looks like she's destroyed a lot of big Mac meals
     
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    I've never seen the word "eat" spelled d-e-s-t-r-o-y before
     
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    SHE should wear a burka :facepalm:
     
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    They will find her, sans head, in an alley somewhere.
     
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    She's gonna send them nudes
     
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    Remember the Shazam/Isis Hour?
     
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    This is who I was expecting

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    I laughed hard at this. The face reminded me of that fat chick Melissa McCarthy.
     
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    Maybe she meant this

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    I could destroy some of those too.
     
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