Woman who called in about cathching her kids jerkin off...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jun 6, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever been caught rubbin one out by anyone? :mjerk: If so what happened?

    And more importantly did you get to finish?
     
  2. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    cath ching!
     
  3. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    nooooooooooo
     
  4. FCCstandards

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    In high school my older sister and one of her friends caught me. They felt bad so they blew me to completion.
     
  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Thats hot. Wish i had a sister growing up. lol
     
  6. Tinman

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  7. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    I would only be worried if they were jerking off to pictures of Beth or Robin.
     
  8. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    it anyones interested ill pay :c
     
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    Ya, but her friend tipped the scales at 300 lbs. ;)
     
  10. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Thats not an entirely bad thing is it? Whats the old saying?

    Why do fat chicks give the best head? Cuz they have to! :c
     
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    She needs to learn how to knock
     
  12. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Pics??....Or it didn't happen!
     
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    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Exactly.....Or bust her,Ew.
     
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    :secret:
     
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    Yea, I got caught once. I was about twenty five and in the middle school girls locker room....I was so embarrassed
     
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    I was 16 or 17 and got caught by my ex brother in law.
    No big deal at the time but now he's probably the person i fucking hate the most on this planet and i find the fact that he has this on me very annoying to say the least.:eek:
     
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    my mother was shot in the eye, but she came back for more
     
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    My hot mom just laughed at my small penis
    and left Lucky Strike dangling from her dry lips
    holding a cold Rheingold. :hhh:
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I never technically got caught but my mom always wondered why my tube socks were behind the bed, yellowed and crusty.
     
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