Woman With Massive Boobs Looking To Find True Love...

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    Woman with giant 48NN breasts weighing over two stone each is looking for love
    Kristy manages to carry around her 2.3 stone breasts every day, and now she is looking for someone to share them with
    • Kristy manages to carry around her 2.3 stone breasts every day, and now she is looking for someone to share them with

    • Kristy with
    humongous breasts is looking for love, as she pleads: "It’s time for them to find a man."

    Kristy Love's breasts weigh a whopping 15.8lbs each, equalling the weight of a small child.

    Initially she felt embarrassed by them, and they even get in the way while she cooks.



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    "Sometimes they get in the pot, sometimes they get in the pan," she said. "Sometimes they get caught on the burner."

    But now she feels it is time to celebrate them.



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    Ay caramba! Kristy Love


    She said: "My boobies do not need to be alone. It’s time for them to find a man."

    While they used to be a hindrance, with the 36-year-old feeling that they were so big they had prevented her from getting a job, she now uses them to help her out in every day life.



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    Kristy Love: Looking for love


    She added: "I carry everything in there; perfume, cell phone, car keys, driving license."

    The love seeker, from Atlanta, Georgia, works as a masseuse and earns more than a thousand dollars a day rubbing and smothering clients with her massive boobs.
     
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  2. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    are the breasts really the issue here???? o_O
     
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  3. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    I'm to old to handle all that.
     
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    I never thought Id see a pic of big breasts that would make me sad. I mean never.

    I was wrong. :depressed:

    NOT Dense Breasts @Jayla
     
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    Exactly. It's not the humongous breasts I object to, it's the humongous everything else. :D






    Oh, and as long as we're at it, why does she appear to have a severed human arm in the bed with her? o_O
     
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    I bet they smell
     
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    I'd fuck 'em
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    If she dropped a hundred pounds....
     
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    *fixed
     
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    She's an earner!!!

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    Her pores are the size of nipples. She is disgusting. I need to take a shower
     
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    Wow, look how young jim looks there....RIP.
     
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    yahoo Well-Known Member

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    Dead sexy
     
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    Do.Not.Want

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    That's a "new classic" dog gif!

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    I just noticed that. Wtf??