women and men of the bar, what is the longest duration you've given/received a hj?

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  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    It doesn't count if you did it to yourself.
     
  2. Mur

    Mur soon

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    two and a half weeks...received..
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    93 minutes while I was drunk as shit in the S club with one of the dancers.

    She did have to wake me up 3 times though so she probably wasn't tugging on my taffy dick the entire time.

    Huge waste of $150.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I know the exact amount of time because i texted my boys when she unbuttoned my pants and when the bouncer "helped" me leave the back room. :facepalm:
     
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    i mean, it's all gonna be lies in here, right?
     
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    What is the question again? ????:p
     
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    How long does it take to make a 2 min egg.
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I was brutally honest.
     
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    ok...

    I believe you. kind of
     
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    Someone here got a 45 min hj. I think that's odd.
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Wanna go for a record breaker?
     
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    @Ryan Lever
     
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    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    #1 rule at Dawgs's: Don't believe anything that fool schmoopy says.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Other than that stripper experience I can't remember the last a chick has given me an HJ to completion or that I've fingered a chick to orgasm. Maybe my college years?

    They are childish acts no?
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Those aren't childish acts at all. There are a multitude of ways to pleasure one another - why not enjoy them all? :)
     
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    Don't get me wrong, I think they're good as a precursor while some making out is happening, but mouths and vaginas are for finishing. Not hands imo.

    If you tug off HC where does he spray his load?
     
  20. doughhead63

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    Sometimes, it's fun to rub one out for the one you love...wham bam thank you ma'am/sir.
     
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