Women As Friends........

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by EasyJesus, Apr 15, 2015.

  1. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    As a man, are you really interested in what women you are friendly with have to say or are you watching your watch out of the corner of your eye wondering how long until and what the probability is of her putting your dong in her mouth? I see Friendzone dudes like HAL was with Kelly IRL and I'm thinking, I never want to be that guy :dontknow:

    Am I a narcisstic asshole or just the average horny man? :bigthink:

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    Serious replies only please
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I have lots of ho friends but I'm also kinda a faggot
     
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  3. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I have a lot of female friends, but I want to fuck about 85% of them.
     
  4. EasyJesus

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    I see you as someone who like to chit chat no matter what the topic, I have issues with this. I get bored as fuck unless the topic interests me and my face shows it :dontknow:
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    I have a few friends that are ladies that i go out drinking with....for the sole purpose of either hooking me up with a friend or finding me a girl at the bar :c
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    We have a lot of "couple friends" and I want to bang 75 - 90% of the wives and girlfriends
     
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  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    I score lots of touchdowns in the friendzone.
     
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    95% of the time, someone in the guy/girl friendship is always just waiting to fuck. :dontknow:
     
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  9. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I don't want to talk to a broad I'm banging. Why would I want to talk to one that doesn't want to fuck me?
     
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  10. EasyJesus

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    So you are sitting there thinking about how much more mundane nonsense you have to listen to until you get to molest them?
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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    When I look at my Facebook list of friends, I've actually fucked a stunning number of them. I've done all right for myself despite my face.
     
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  12. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    women can sometimes have interesting or valuable things to say EJ :no:
     
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  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You da man!
     
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  14. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Pretty much. Unless we are talking about me. I can talk about me forever.
     
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  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    @HAL Jr
     
  16. EasyJesus

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    I'm not much of a bar hopper these days :down:
     
  17. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    you are the one that like kellie :c
     
  18. EasyJesus

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    You totally get me :wub:
     
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  19. Chigs

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    Id sleep with half of my female friends(who arent married to my male friends) if I had the opportunity.

    Ive actually slept with a good amount of women who later became friends...I guess we just had to get it out of our system
     
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  20. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    all my recent hookups or relationships have been because of a friend zoned chick