Women jokes

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  1. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Why do women have legs?


    So they won't leave snail tracks when they walk.
     
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    Why do female paratroopers wear jockstraps?

    So they don't whistle on the way down.
     
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    Fail.
     
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    :idea: I should start a new thread, carrying on a fight I started in a previous thread.
     
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    Technically that can be considered a woman joke. :giggle:
     
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    It's more of a discussion unless she starts calling me fat.
     
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    [Old One]
    Why do women have two sets of lips?
    So they can bitch and moan at the same time
     
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    Why do women have pussies?
    So men will talk to them

    Why do women have pussies?
    So they don't take it up the ass EVERY night
     
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    Twice :facepalm:
     
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    :lol:

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    nothing you already told her twice

    What do you call a woman with one black eye?
    A quick learner.

    What do you call a woman with no black eyes?
    A good cook

    What do you do when your dish-washer is broken?
    Slap her ass and tell her to get back to work
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?


    Let the bitch cook in the dark!
     
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    2 guys are talking
    It's my wife's birthday soon, not sure what to give her.
    How about a watch?
    Pfft.. there's already a clock on the oven.

    :facepalm:
     
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    A married guy decides he needs some companionship, so he goes to a pet store. The salesman says, " I have a great pet for you. A toothless hamster". The guy says, "Nah." The salesman says, "But it gives great head." The guy goes in the back room and it's fucking amazing. Best goddamn blow job he's ever had.

    He takes it home. His wife sees it and screams, "What the hell is that thing?"

    He says, "Never mind what it is. Teach it to cook and get the fuck out."
     
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    Every time you post in here bro cries a little.
     
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    Schmoopy mention in the tags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheer::woohoo:



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    What did the blonde say to her gynecologist?

    Are you sure it's mine?
     
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    Wait... so I don't HAVE to be doing that??
     
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    Why do women have two holes?..........


    So you can carry them like a 6 pack!
     
  19. tomtom

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    Well we're talking about vaginas.
     
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    A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits."
    Well the man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them.
    The woman looked at him and said "Toilet paper, what will that do?"
    The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your ass."