Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Johnnykstaint, Aug 7, 2012.
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If I put the seat down for you, put the seat up for me woman!
This should be followed by a legitimate rant.
I like how they're soft and they smell good.
My wife is not nearly as fucked up as me...Slippy is on to something.
they dont even have to do that.
I pick my battles. With 2 boys and a man sharing my livingspace, this is not a fight I ever pick - I'd be battling all the time, and still lose.
I've simply gotten accustomed to falling into the toilet on occasion.
I cant believe there are fights you dont pick!
As long as you dont fall head first
I have very few things to rant about...but that has to be a problem with me, no doubt.
that's no big deal. you can act like you are using a low rent bidet.
as i said...no general problem with them as a whole...a few in particular sure.
So I was driving and this bitch won't shut up about being lost..... Oh Hi Slip!
FUCK YOU struct! I goddamn TOLD him he went the wrong way!!!!!!!
An extra goddamn hour in long weekend traffic, 'cause he couldn't goddamn let go of his pecker and LISTEN!!!
nothing wakes you up like the 3am butt wash!!
I think instead of ranting, I just dont see the woman ever again.