Women, motherfucking women!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Johnnykstaint, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. Johnnykstaint

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  2. BrulesRules

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    this thread will have over 1,253,537 posts.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    If I put the seat down for you, put the seat up for me woman!
     
  4. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    GIRLS RULE. :cheer2:

    Oh, and :fuckyou:
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    This should be followed by a legitimate rant.

    Just sayin'. :coffee:
     
  6. JJR

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    I like how they're soft and they smell good.
     
  7. Husker Riley

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    My wife is not nearly as fucked up as me...Slippy is on to something.
     
  8. Johnnykstaint

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    they dont even have to do that.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I pick my battles. With 2 boys and a man sharing my livingspace, this is not a fight I ever pick - I'd be battling all the time, and still lose.

    I've simply gotten accustomed to falling into the toilet on occasion.
     
  10. Johnnykstaint

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    Mostly, yes.
     
  11. Johnnykstaint

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    I cant believe there are fights you dont pick!
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    As long as you dont fall head first
     
  13. Johnnykstaint

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    I have very few things to rant about...but that has to be a problem with me, no doubt.
     
  14. Chaos

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    that's no big deal. you can act like you are using a low rent bidet.
     
  15. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint VIP Extreme Gold

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    as i said...no general problem with them as a whole...a few in particular sure.
     
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    So I was driving and this bitch won't shut up about being lost..... Oh Hi Slip! :hw:
     
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  17. Slippy

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    fixed
     
  18. Slippy

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    FUCK YOU struct! I goddamn TOLD him he went the wrong way!!!!!!! :pissed:

    An extra goddamn hour in long weekend traffic, 'cause he couldn't goddamn let go of his pecker and LISTEN!!!
     
  19. wicked smaaaht

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    :lol: nothing wakes you up like the 3am butt wash!!
     
  20. Johnnykstaint

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    I think instead of ranting, I just dont see the woman ever again. :dontknow: