women of the bar please help

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  1. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    "no gary"

    just got this text


    i feel very comfortable and relaxed with you..it feels natural
    you make me laugh..and i like the way you dress..i fight right in with that..

    immediate break up if she knew i posted this :mad:
     
  2. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    i need a response that will make her melt
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    hurry
     
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  4. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Id go with "you want me to text you a pic of my cock?"
     
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  5. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    :yes:

    she has not seen it.just felt it
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    I just got some coke.
     
  7. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    :pissed: i was suppose to be in maine..ugh
     
  8. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    we should have a @ every chick at dawgs
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

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    Text her a spiderman meme.
     
  10. Gitfiddle

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    Tell her you want to tongue-punch her fart box.
     
  11. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    im not kidding i need advice
     
  12. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    ok i just delayed with a hal '' hmmm"
     
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    Tell her you thought it was an awesome idea to contact a poor dead woman's kids to tell them people on the internet "loved" her.

    No, wait. Maybe you'd better not tell her that. :coffee:
     
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    Show me your shit-pipe?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    oh debbie, i'm on fiya
     
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    Just say what you feel - do you enjoy her company as well?
     
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    Did she say actually say "i fight right in with that.."?