Women of the Shed... Can you fix things?

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  1. LukeReject

    LukeReject Mult Banned User

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    It's only fair to ask this question.
     
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    Computers, that's about it...
     
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    fair enough, but I am talking real hammers, nails, plaster and plumbing! And how many of you out there mow lawns?
     
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    Okay new boy Luke....I will jump in it is only fair since I always post silly Q & A threads...
    HELL YEAH I can fix shit....I can re-wire stuff, I can put together any piece of shit Ikea you give me, AND I can cook! :nana:
     
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    my father in law has somehow convinced his entire family that he's completely useless around the house. my mother in law does all plumbing work, yard work, and construction. everyone thinks he's useless, but that seems like a small price to pay to me.
     
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    If you are rich will you marry me?
     
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    okay, no plumbing, no lawns, no tire changes, no under or in cars at all......:(
     
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    In that case, no I am not able to fix shit :(
     
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    Reps for being new boy with adorable AV!
     
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    Half of em cant even fix dinner
     
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    fix me a chicken pot pie
     
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    Absolutely not. And I don't want to learn how. That's what men are for. I will make you a nice meal though and make sure your clothes are laundered properly.
     
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    Only acceptable when they are smoking hot!
     
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    note to women. sex is more important to men than food and laundry.
     
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    And again I ask, if you are rich will you marry me?
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I try and fix things that won't kill me.

    Anything electrical or going up high on a ladder - I call someone.
     
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    I own an industrial construction company so yes. I can't cook though. I have a nice sports car, so hopefully that will land me a woman that can cook.
     
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    Really?
     
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    Lol
     
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    I'll give him, perhaps "AS" not more.....
     
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