WTF Women Pay for Cuddling Sessions

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  1. Divorce Chicken

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    Lonely women are paying £50 an hour to be 'professionally' cuddled by strangers

    "A SERVICE is offering busy women the opportunity to pay for a CUDDLE session with a man.
    The non-sexual practice is taking off in New York City with lonely, career-driven women finding less and less time for relationships. Amazingly the service is also popular with married women who have husbands that are too busy to provide the affection they need. Saskia Fredericks, 41, has been using the service for just over a year because she only gets to see her husband for a few days a month. "

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    "But there are risks that naturally come from close human contact and professional cuddlers are equipped with the skills to deal with them.
    Ian Kirman has been a cuddler for three months, he said: "When you hold someone or touch someone there can be something sexual about it."

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ng-50-an-hour-to-be-cuddled-by-strangers.html
     
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    Disfigured, ugly, fat women...
     
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    I amost did an @Shivvy when I posted this:giggle:
     
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    i cuddle with my rottie for free


    he dont have any money :dontknow:
     
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    I heard about this a long time ago. It was men going not women though. Ill post the one from Oregon so maybe chriza can take his gf there. 60 bucks an hour, come on chizra its worth it.




     
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    If you only listened to men on this board, you'd swear you have to look like a Victoria Secret's model to get "cuddled" by a guy, but that doesn't seem to align with reality where any half-way decent looking woman can get a squeeze any time she wants for FREE.
     
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    Legal prostitution. If the chick thinks you're hot, she fucks you. If not, she cuddles with you, knowing some person has your name/information, so she won't be taken advantage of. Good for the chicks.
     
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    Dude my cuddles are amazing and they're free
     
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    There are ads on Craigslist for cuddler jobs.
     
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    There's an alcohol consumption/looks ratio that must be investigated and quantified by a smarter poster than me:grad:
     
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    How much extra per pound for the special cases?
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    Dont be a cheapskate. :pissed:
     
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    That makes me gag. A bunch of germy strangers squeezing me and expecting me to squeeze them is not my idea of a good time. I'd be such a bad swinger.
     
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    These services are for mental/socially inept people.
     
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    Plus, I would know they were all only there cuz they're desperate, but they'd be acting like they're not.

    :giggle:
     
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    Please point out on the dolls where you don't want to be squeezed and where you will refuse to squeeze.

    TY.

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