WTF Women shits on boss's desk after winning lottery

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  1. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Classy...


    I think that's the first time I've seen "mud-monkey" in print.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    This broad has moxie.
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    mud monkey..
     
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    Yeah like it's even possible to save up your dumps all weekend after hitting up the Mexican food trucks. Just saying.
     
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    You can tell by how it's written that it, alas, is not real!!!
     
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    I thought, "Huh? Was her black boyfriend in the corner of the room watching?"

    :backlol:
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    She is my hero.
     
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    Smart move, the first time you come in to money you set yourself up for a lawsuit.
     
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    Shivs dream move :jj:
     
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    Really happened at my place. Someone dropped a huge pile right on the main table in the office. My supervisor called for DNA testing and they said it can't be done with human waste.
     
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    I work with some real pigs. That's just another reason I like evenings. All by myself.
     
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    My buddy's snowmobile cabin was broken into. They stole some shit, broke up some furniture and left a piss in the toilet.

    The local cops were like: "You don't really want us to check that, do you?"

    IE: not worth the trouble and expense for a petty crime.
     
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    Fake, but funny
     
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    zoa traininmyanus

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    so demure o_O
     
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    I dont understand the point of stupid websites like this one that posts fake stories.
     
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