Women - This is what its like pissing with a boner after cumming

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  1. Stan Beeman

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    You don't have to piss at the exact second after you cum. Fuck off, Booger!
     
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    Booger must have to take Viagra.:sarcastic:
     
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    That happens when the cum has dried up on your pee hole causing your urine to shoot out uncontrollably like a hose with a finger covering a portion of the hole.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    The twin rivers effect.
    When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl. :grad:
     
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    And you people think I'm weird.
     
  10. Stan Beeman

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    lol...can't control it at all...impossible
     
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    I don't think you're weird













    I know you are
     
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    Who in the fuck tries to piss with an erection?!?!?!?!?
     
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    :shucks:
     
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    Not really, we can't expect a guy who never gets laid to understand these problems.
     
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    I cum on my own. You weak people actually need a live pussy to cum.:winner::read:
     
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    or man ass.:gayhand:
     
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    Max Hardcore had no problem pissing with a boner in some chick's mouth.
     
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    Shit mult can't even quote properly.:facepalm:
     
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    #squattopee