Women Who Are Too Hot for Porn?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Is it possible that there are women out there who are so beautiful and so alluring that doing porn would be a major step down for them?

    I think so. Some women are divine works of art, like Emily Ratajowski. Her face and her nude form are visions of Heaven. Seeing some semi-evolved shithead shoving his dick into her would be a violation of all that is good. Emily is not slutty at all, she is simply Woman as God had intended.

    I'd also put Kate Upton and Heidi Klum in this category. (I'd post pix but you all know what they look like.)

    Thoughts?
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Thoughts? You have too much free time.
     
  3. PI Nate

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    The premise is faulty. ALL hot women should be defiled repeatedly, thats their purpose...:coffee:
     
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    +1
     
  5. peterfonda

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    Actually, I have very little free time. Once the kids wake up, my day is over.
     
  6. usedtampon

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    I'm sure that when Emily Ratajowski doesn't have 3 coats of paint on her face, she's not so hot. And when she takes a smelly dump, well, you get my point. Women are people, not godesses.
     
  7. Woof

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    WTF................................Talking about putting 'Pussy on a pedestal'.

    Snap out of it.
     
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    weird thread lol
     
  9. IlluminatiJones

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    Word. I only clicked on this thread again to see one of your patented fail gifs.

    So in a way, it's your fault. :mad:
     
  10. HowieStearn

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    nice photos bro


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  11. Brokenbad

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    I think what relates to what you're saying is photogenic quality. Some women exude it in nearly every photo like Kate Upton or never like Beth.

    Modern endoscopy has shown all baginapoooossssy looks the same from the inside.

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  12. Rob0729

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    There is no such thing as a woman too hot for porn. Unfortunately, porn is littered with women who aren't hot enough for porn.
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    "shoulda used a rubber" - Howard Alan Stern
     
  14. IlluminatiJones

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    this

    I think it's just as much about the quality of the performance, though: I'd rather watch an enthusiastic 6 1/2 than a dead fish 9.
     
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    WARNING! This will completely ruin Emily Ratabloowsjfgbbbe for you. Watch at your own peril...

    [video=youtube;ry91mvtlYcs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry91mvtlYcs[/video]
     
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    cant think of any female out their that is hotter than what i see in porn nowadays :dontknow:

    and i dont mean the professional skanks
     
  17. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    For some reason, I thought she was European. That's disappointing. Like, and stuff. OMG.

    But she's not ruined. It's not like she talked about how she loves fucking Enwurds.
     
  18. goldtopper

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    Somewhere, some guy is sick of banging her.
     
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    You fucking romantic fool you :thumbup2:
     
  20. PI Nate

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    I think the fact she's a slow adult only makes her hotter...:dontknow: