Women who have those little canisters of mace/pepper spray on their keychains.....

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I have a theory that they are the ones who have rape fantasies and want to be raped. True story. :coffee:
     
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    Reps for rape
     
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    I have no mace, but I do have one of this little keychain rape whistles... you know, to blow if anyone ever tries anything. Does that count?
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    hockey girl rubs her clit with her rape whistle
     
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    Mur soon Gold

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    Only one way to test your theory. :c
     
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    Dear God
     
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    Leave me alone!
     
  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Is it like used to call rapists? :c
     
  11. TripTo My Taint

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    George Carlin had the best opening one-liner, it had to be like 20 years ago...

    "Did you even notice the women most against rape are the ones you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?"
     
  12. gwartney

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    I bought them for both my daughters and wife. My wife stopped me from buying Kubotans for them.
     
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    For people like me that wanted to know what the fuck a Kubotan was...


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubotan
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :cool:

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    My wife seems to think that we wouldn't be able to get one past airport security and that it may be considered a concealed weapon in some cases.
     
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    In some jurisdictions, I'm pretty sure it is (based on a cursory search).
     
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    :hw: Hey Kanye
    FUCK OFF
     
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    Hockeygirl fuckin kinky
     
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