Women who have those little canisters of mace/pepper spray on their keychains.....

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I have a theory that they are the ones who have rape fantasies and want to be raped. True story. :coffee:
     
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    Reps for rape
     
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    I have no mace, but I do have one of this little keychain rape whistles... you know, to blow if anyone ever tries anything. Does that count?
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    hockey girl rubs her clit with her rape whistle
     
  5. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Only one way to test your theory. :c
     
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    Dear God
     
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    Leave me alone!
     
  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Is it like used to call rapists? :c
     
  11. TripTo My Taint

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    George Carlin had the best opening one-liner, it had to be like 20 years ago...

    "Did you even notice the women most against rape are the ones you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?"
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I bought them for both my daughters and wife. My wife stopped me from buying Kubotans for them.
     
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    For people like me that wanted to know what the fuck a Kubotan was...


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubotan
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :cool:

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    My wife seems to think that we wouldn't be able to get one past airport security and that it may be considered a concealed weapon in some cases.
     
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    In some jurisdictions, I'm pretty sure it is (based on a cursory search).
     
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    :hw: Hey Kanye
    FUCK OFF
     
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    Hockeygirl fuckin kinky
     
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    :lol:
     
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