Women whom You Don't Understand Their "Hotness"

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  1. itpdude

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    Do you have any women that are considered "hot" that leave you cold? It's not like they're gross or ugly or whatever. Just not your idea of attractive.

    Here are a couple of mine:

    Holly Madison:

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    I don't understand the attraction. She looks a bit like Calista Gingrich to me. Plastic.

    Paris Hilton:

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    She reminds me of a cartoon-bird or something. Maybe it's the beak?

    Kristen Stewart:

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    Apparently she's made a career of looking like the drama-girl in hs who was way into Angelina Jolie and Sylvia Plath.

    That's my quick list. Any of you have your own?
     
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    BTW, here is a pic of Calista Gingrich for comparison to Holly Madison:

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    Katy Perry. Big boobs. Ok, there are actually attractive chicks out there who also have big boobs.

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    meh :dontknow:
     
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    Katy Perry is no natural beauty, for sure.
     
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    +1 on Kristen Stewart. She looks pissed off at the world in every photo. Lighten up honey.
     
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    i've never seen anything attractive about kristen stewart. she's just a hawk-nosed little girl.
     
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    Nice Velcro across her forehead.
     
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    There's the one I was looking for. And a loathsome personality to boot!
     
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    Eva Longoria. Can look quite good in fully done hair and makeup, and padded bra (and airbrushed). But she's short and her body is nothing spectacular.
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    [​IMG]I swear every time I see Jennifer Aniston she looks like Barbara Streisand to me
     
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    Jennifer Lawrence. She is cute, but she is being portrayed these days as the hottest woman in Hollywood. She won Ask Men's most desirable woman for 2013. Sometimes she looks like a mess. She is a two-face from the Seinfeld episode.

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    Christina Hendricks. Yeah, she has a huge rack, but I don't think her face is anything special;

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    Gisele Bundchen. Don't get how she is the hottest model (or at least was) on the planet:

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    Beth Stern. Just another horse faced, "model"

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    Gwyneth Paltrow - Good publicist. Joss Whedon deserves an Oscar for making her attractive by putting her in short denim shorts in one scene in The Avengers. Otherwise, she's Quasimodo

    Penelope Cruz - peanut head. Terrible accent.

    Halle Berry - she's pretty... for a black girl. Every time you have to qualify something, it takes away from your point.

    Selma Hayek - I understood it for a bit in the mid-90's, but I think that girl disappeared about 5 minutes after her strip club scene in Dogma.

    Julia Roberts - Attractive as a whore in one movie in 1991. Since then I'm almost certain that she and Sarah Jessica Parker have been engaged in a private contest to see who can complete the transition to full-blown witch first.

    Reese Witherspoon - Cute face, but sexless and seems like a real cunt.

    Cameron Diaz - Looked good in The Mask. Terrible skin and a smile that wraps around the back of her head. Nice enough body though.

    Beyonce - A middle linebacker with tits.

    Jennifer Lopez - A big ass on a big cunt.
     
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    Julia muthafuckin' Roberts......Could you imagine trying to kiss that mouth? She could swallow your head.....And I'd bet the farm that it looks like a Triple murder scene "Down There".......
     
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    Cameron Diaz [​IMG]