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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by slats7, Nov 19, 2012.

  1. slats7

    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    Why do they freak out when you walk in unexpectedly and see them in their underwear, yet don't give a second thought to wearing skimpy bikinis? They're the exact same thing!
     
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    Please stop hanging out in ladies' dressing rooms :facepalm:
     
  3. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    skid marks.
     
  4. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    bikini tops are more revealing than bras for sure.
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    :lully:
     
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    Pictures please or it didnt happen!
     
  7. shockingmary

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  8. Cunt

    Cunt Well-Known Member

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    Because you're looking thru your neighbor's window?
     
  9. slats7

    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    never!
     
  10. shockingmary

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    Sorry, my ex is a slut.
     
  12. GaryPuppet

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    were you holding an axe?
     
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    OP is not good looking.
     
  16. slats7

    slats7 Well-Known Member

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    untrue

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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Because as anyone who has been married knows. Women are fucking nuts.
     
  20. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Expectations. Women expect to be seen in a bikini whereas they don't necessarily expect to be seen in their undies.