Woody Harrelson's wife......Oooooofah!

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  1. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    She's a dead ringer for Sulu in drag.....no, not because they all look alike :asian::uscared:


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  2. TelegramSam

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    I'm not even sure what ethnicity that is.
     
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    its doggystyle
     
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    she makes woody look like a young marlon brando
     
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    Outside of his wealth and talent..........I wouldn't look twice at Woody Harrelson, walking down the street. He is NOT a good looking man.

    I bet she is smart, cultured, and sucks a wicked cock. It's the best an ugly rich man can hope for, without picking himself up a stupid bimbo after his money.
     
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    look @ the bruise on her hand where woody hit her with a hammer for looking through his text messages
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    He got a lot of pussy back in the day. Maybe he got tired of fucking vapid hollywood gold diggers and wanted to settle down with someone who actually interested him.
     
  8. sarnie

    sarnie hey ec come back and give me some sugar Gold

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    Yuck-oh-oh- no
     
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    :golfclap:
     
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    That's clearly a bruise from giving him an energetic handjob, and her hand slipped off and smacked him in the forehead.
     
  12. Westerberg

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    Woody is a genius.
     
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    Speaking from experience?
     
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    Never heard of the reason that men have a knob on the end? ;)
     
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    Woody looks like he just smoked 243 joints, and has his arms around George Takei wearing a wig
     
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    Them niggas got some big ass heads
     
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