Woody Harrelson's wife......Oooooofah!

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  1. DarkFriday

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    She's a dead ringer for Sulu in drag.....no, not because they all look alike :asian::uscared:


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    I'm not even sure what ethnicity that is.
     
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    its doggystyle
     
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    she makes woody look like a young marlon brando
     
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    Outside of his wealth and talent..........I wouldn't look twice at Woody Harrelson, walking down the street. He is NOT a good looking man.

    I bet she is smart, cultured, and sucks a wicked cock. It's the best an ugly rich man can hope for, without picking himself up a stupid bimbo after his money.
     
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    look @ the bruise on her hand where woody hit her with a hammer for looking through his text messages
     
  7. Scott

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    He got a lot of pussy back in the day. Maybe he got tired of fucking vapid hollywood gold diggers and wanted to settle down with someone who actually interested him.
     
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    Yuck-oh-oh- no
     
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    :golfclap:
     
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    That's clearly a bruise from giving him an energetic handjob, and her hand slipped off and smacked him in the forehead.
     
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    Woody is a genius.
     
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    Speaking from experience?
     
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    Never heard of the reason that men have a knob on the end? ;)
     
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    Woody looks like he just smoked 243 joints, and has his arms around George Takei wearing a wig
     
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    Them niggas got some big ass heads
     
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