WTF WOOT! i just got approved for early retirement benefits!

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  1. sstressed

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    :woot:

    keep working fools, i needs my money! :grouch:


    what in the world will i buy with all this extra money??

    :bigthink:

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  2. Sea Slob

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    How early are we talking? :coffee:
     
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  3. sstressed

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    when i hit 62 in a month or so. mo money, mo money, mo money!
     
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  4. kingofallmessicans

    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    Awesome man. If I keep doing my job for another 25 years maybe I'll be as lucky as you. Enjoy, you earned it!
     
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  5. Robert Higgins

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    Good for you!

    Now you can take up painting by numbers and posing for kitty pictures all day like Gunkwad.
     
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  6. Sea Slob

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    Just don't turn into my dad. Last time I saw him he told me a 20 minute story about the pigeon that was stuck in his chimney :nocheer:
     
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  7. sstressed

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    when a younger person annoys me, i just goof on how long they will have to work before they can even think about retirement! and that they probably will die working! :dance:
     
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    i've been retired for years. this is just extra money to play with.

    i bought a paint by numbers a few months ago. i have it on a stand and every thing is ready to go except me. i'm famous for starting a hobby and wandering off 1/2 way though.
     
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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    Totally! But these sort of insults only work on those that are employed ;)
     
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    Better change your screen name now!
     
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  11. sstressed

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    sstressednomo!
     
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    Nice. I have four more years then I'm done. Crunching some numbers, I'll be making more money not working. Getting the hell out of NY, heading south...
     
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  13. sstressed

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    people kept asking what i would do when i retired. my only answer was - nothing! absolutely nothing!

    it's been very nice having to only do what i want, when i want. which of course means i'm not married. :)
     
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    Moon rocks!
     
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    so yesterday i got a great health report, today i got a nice bump in my retirement money AND my favorite pot store just got my two favorite genetics together at the same time and i had them put aside a 1/2 oz of each. but i'll probably get an oz of each! :dance:

    with such great luck, i should go to a casino today!

    thank you buddha! :pray:
     
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    Congrats bro!!
     
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    This thread is sounding pretty liberal to me.
     
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    What if your like Morley Safer and are dead in four days?
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    don't u get more if u retire at a later age?
     
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