Words Or Sentences You Will Never Hear Come Out Of Howard's Mouth Again Or Ever

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  1. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    If you want to use other cast members or show related people go right ahead . . .

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    I'll start . . .


    "I'll be on the Radio this Friday for my paying audience" . . .
     
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    Robin good to have you back in the studio
     
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    from Fred.. Howard that really sucked and your wife is a gold digging whore
     
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    My kids hate my new wife. They think she's going to squeeze them out of their inheritance . . .
     
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    I now realize my kids will accomplish nothing in their lives. Nor will anyone of them be able to support themselves without my financial assistance for the rest of their lives . . .
     
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    I have to pay for sex with my wife
     
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    "and then Ralph said he would never have sex with me again Robin - i feel like my world is crumbling"
     
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    back in the studio .. Arite Lang
     
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    Without this camera my wife wouldn't spend any time with me other than nagging me for more money or asking me to solicit celebrities I meet for their telephone #'s . . .
     
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    " and then after Ralph stormed out of the bedroom......Beth shoved it the rest of the way up my ass Robin "
     
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    "The channels will be filled with new and funny material" Oh, wait
     
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    Beautifuly stated. Just think of how little time she'd spend with his ass w/o chasing her around w/ that fucking camera.
     
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    I don't remember hiring a black man as a maid for my Hampton's Estate. I need to call Laura my assistant . . .
     
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    Thanks Ronnine. It was smart of you to hide this Burger King Whopper in my briefcase. I'll meet you in the garage of my Hampton's Estate. I need to eat fast while she's taking her bath. God have I been dying for some meat. Did you happen to get any fries too Ronnie?
     
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    God damn Christians! Why can't the world be inhabited by Jews only . . .
     
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    "Ruffypup, can you rough my pup tonight."
     
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    Stupid bitch! How can you write a book about animals when you don't even have a University degree? Shit I hope my agent can pull this one off. How am I supposed to tell him she wants to publish a book about animals when she isn't even a Animal Veterinarian . . .
     
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    Fuck it! My retarded fans will believe any photo I twitter of myself. If they honestly believed I would actually bring them a radio revolution. Then they will believe this . . .
     
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    and then Bianca tipped over the pile of 3000 copies of Oh My Dog , she must have smelled something on them....anyways the weight of so many unsold books crushed her instantly Robin and Beth was away so I had to call the mexican housekeeper to clean up
     
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    my beth, she's a saint. she hopped in the benz and drove to the SPCA where she volunteered for 4 hours giving stray animals flea baths.

    after she was done, she met me and my daughters for a quick bite to eat. they get along so well...

    i drove us home. the girls love staying over.

    i had to call JD. he had me cracking up on twitter all day long. he works so hard. that kid is getting a raise.

    speaking of twitter, some cunts were busting my balls. i tore them a new asshole, and my millions of fans came to my aid.