Work Injury

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  1. The Boardsman

    The Boardsman Jedi Knight Of The Old Republic VIP

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    So I got transferred to the site me and all my coworkers hate the most. On thursday I was at the end of a double shift and I had to run after someone and BANG! I fell down , went boom. Suffering an injury and now I'm out on workers comp. The good news is , I have all the time in the world to post on the internet and read Star Wars novels!
     
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  3. Lumbergh

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    What kind of injury?
     
  4. The Boardsman

    The Boardsman Jedi Knight Of The Old Republic VIP

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    I bruised my hand and banged my chin on the hard floor.

    I caught the son of a bitch but my supervisors called an ambulance and threw comp papers at me right after.

    They like me.
     
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  5. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    A bruised hand and chin. It doesn't take a genius to realize you punched yourself in the face. Regardless, enjoy your time off and get well soon.
     
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    'Sleep running' can be hazardous lopz
     
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  7. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 "It's not rocket surgery"

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    You sound like a pussy


    :munch:
     
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  8. DarkFriday

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    @froggy
     
  9. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    I don't think adding insult to injury is necessary. He's suffering enough.
     
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    Post pics of thick women.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Clumpy Blood Clots Gold

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    Should of gone out on disability the pay is much better and your employer can't make you come bake and do light duty bullshit.
     
  12. The Boardsman

    The Boardsman Jedi Knight Of The Old Republic VIP

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    Its all on surveillance camera.

    I'm not into raping the taxpayers more then they already are.

    Besides , I've seen people get injured on the job and take 6 months to a year.

    I'm going to lick my wounds and go back on Monday the 14th of this month.
     
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    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Oh, relax, pal. I was just making a little joke. Feel better soon. I wouldn't lick the wounds as you suggested because you risk infection.
     
  14. The Boardsman

    The Boardsman Jedi Knight Of The Old Republic VIP

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    We don't have light duty.

    If that where the case I'd be back at work tomorrow night.

    My job requires me to be 100% fit for duty or there is no duty at all.
     
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    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    I would milk it right after the Fourth of July.
     
  16. The Boardsman

    The Boardsman Jedi Knight Of The Old Republic VIP

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    I'll be on annual leave the first 2 weeks of July.

    Independence Day is my favorite holiday.
     
  17. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    OK, then I guess I would milk it until mid July.
     
  18. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    this is why jobs are migrating to Mexico and China.

    thanks Obama.
     
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    You gonna smoke a lot of weed now?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Best part, this is one of those radical righties that carries on and on about issues just like this.

    Good job of raping the system to your advantage. :mrpeanut:
     
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