Work is gonna suck balls.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    so the president was in town 2 weeks ago. i always figured it was bullshit and hes really a consultant that was named president so he could have a title.

    anyways... his 3 days with us was basically him getting details about how we all feel about upper management. we were all told that you can say what you want and no names would be uses. the dude had pages and pages of notes. all really bad shit

    fast forward... he met with all of the head honchos late last week. he said if they didnt accept changes, then he was out.

    guess what... hes out and now everyone has ll the notes that he took from the private meetings. :worried:

    shit will hit the fan.
     
  2. Swayze

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    :jj:

    You guys are fucked
     
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    Don't stand in front of the fan.
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    no shit. we were discussing it earlier. and my direct boss was supposed to be in Pittsburgh til 8/15 ya... hes there today.
     
  5. Tuesday

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    Maybe Mlaw's firm has an opening. :dontknow:
     
  6. Swayze

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    Those guys are pouring over those notes and are going to be outraged

    Heads will roll.
     
  7. Swayze

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    Now would be a great time to take 2 weeks vacation.
     
  8. Shivvy

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    when it was my turn to talk, there was a legal pad full of notes :facepalm:
     
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    fuck that. she had her chance
     
  10. Swayze

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    You'll be working full-time at Dawgs by Friday afternoon.

    Congrats :cheer:
     
  11. Tuesday

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    I wish you worked at my office. :sad:
     
  12. Lemmy

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    Just march in and quit before they have a chance to fire you.
     
  13. gwartney

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    We did one of those really expensive employee surveys one time. They guaranteed the employees that they were completely anonymous and nobody would know what they wrote. As soon as we got the results back, we all met in the conference room for a full day and tried to figure out who wrote what.
     
  14. Swayze

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    Exactly

    Beat them at their own game
     
  15. Porn Stache

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    It looks like Shiv will have plenty of time for message boards for a while.
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Im not worried about being fired
     
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    He barely has time to post these days that it will be a welcome addition to this board.
     
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    The bosses are gonna be like "Oh, we're not offended, just very concerned, and we'll be making some changes around here.. Nobody is getting fired, so don't worry!" A week or two later, the headchoppin' will start... ;)
     
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