Worker dies in blender at Oregon meat plant

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    CLACKAMAS, Ore. (AP) — An Oregon cleaning worker was killed when he fell into a running blender at a meat-processing plant, the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office said.

    Deputy Nate Thompson identified the worker as Hugo Avalos-Chanon, 41, of Portland. He worked for DCS Sanitation Management, a cleaning company that has a contract with Interstate Meat Distributors.

    Paramedics and sheriff’s deputies were called around 11:45 p.m. Friday, after Avalos-Chanon was found entangled in the machinery. Another worker had hit an emergency stop button, but it was too late, Thompson said. Firefighters returned the following day to dismantle the machine and remove the body.


    Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
    A: He made a spectacle of himself.



     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    What do you call one Mexican in a meat grinder?
     
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    This is a Grade A story!
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Hear that phone ringing? It's the President calling to congratulate you on being gay.



    this insult is the property of LazyHand Productions.
     
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    ...ok so better get your ground beef now. im going to see who this company distributes to.
     
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    no way.. eating a taco with real Mexican meat ....mmmm .mmm good


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    Nacho Grande Grinde.
     
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    "Mexicans don't grieve!"
     
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    look for that special blend of dark meat at your local grocery.
     
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    Now is one of those times I wish the gore edict hadn't been issued...
     
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    I wonder if the FDA has restrictions on how much Mexican can be included in your ground beef like rat shit or cockroach legs
     
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    Meh. Just turn into soup.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    For me, one Mexican messing with my meat is too much.
     
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    /racist on
    Is there a difference between a Mexican and rat shit/cockroach legs?
    /racist off
     
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    Good news to all you Pacific Northwesterners, Oregon just lost its Mexican.
     
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    Rat shit doesn't scream when it falls into a meat grinder.
     
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