workin in the ghetto and didn't pack a lunch

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I am so tungry. I can usually find a dude BBQ'ing on an old trash barrel or something but it's too cold out. what am I gonna do???
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    why you working on a sunday?
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Order a pizza and rob the delivery guy.
    When in Rome...
     
  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    shit in a box then eat it :coffee:
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Look for a Spanish restaurant, at least their stuff is usually fresh. Fast food, Chinese and pizza places can't be trusted in the ghetto.
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Picked up a shift for a dude who needed the day off. Now I get Friday off plus 1.5x pay for today. All that extra cash and I can't find a sizzler in the ghetto.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    If the janitor was here today that motherfucker would cook me a whole meal. He asked me once if he could use my microwave and I told him help himself to the micro and the small dorm-sized fridge I keep at work. Now he brings enough food to feed like 3 people. :jj:
     
  9. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    go get some ox tail from the negros. :D
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    there's this one area in brown town that has the best bbq. dude cooks it in the parking lot of a since closed auto zone.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Not there but I ain't sayin where. I don't want my boss to read these posts and figure out who I am. He's been trying to catch me during the week to see what I do on this laptop all fucking day but I always [windows key + L] his ass before he can see. He caught me on SFN once posting a few pics so he's gotta hard-on now. This whole Dawg's move is actually kinda good for me. :jj:
     
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    [​IMG]

    There's gotta be a Harold's by you
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    :weird:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm more of JJ's dude personally but I can't get there anytime soon.
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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  18. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    cmon man...

    I meant he has a hard-on cause he wants to bust my ass.

    wait

    He has a hard-on cause he wants to catch me in the act.

    hang on

    He has a hard-on to see what I do on the internet.

    fuck it - he just wants to fire me.
     
  19. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DrivenByDemons again.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    No convenience stores with bars on the windows and real thick glass at the cashier? They usually have some interesting food within.