Working with women in Corporate America

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    A chick just put this through for expense reimbursement as "travel necessities." :giggle: :facepalm:


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  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    I got a small cock so what
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Mike makes a good point
     
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    you want her bleeding all over?

    those are necessities, the gum isn't.
     
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    Quit being a cheap xxxxxx
     
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    Verizon wouldn't let us buy water unless we could prove that there wasn't tap water available.
     
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    I can't order pencils. Honest to god. Too many have been ordered.
     
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    Do you write off your jheri curl activator?
     
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    One time I was stuck at an airport. I bought a sandwich or something like that at one little booth and I bought something else at another booth. It was a meal, I just bought it from two different places. One of them got turned down because I was claiming two lunches.
     
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  10. NipplesAndToes23

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    :jj: You guys have tards in your accounting departments.
     
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    Oh, I remember the days of business dinners ... ate & drank well those days .... :dream:
     
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    Never thought to have the company pay for my tampons, though. Ha ha.
     
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    How the FUCK is that expensed? It's not like she wouldn't have been on the rag at home. :dontknow:
     
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    This whole place is tards. Its a sea of tardation.
     
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    she bought the Super tampons :chair:
     
  16. NipplesAndToes23

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    Yeah, I'm trying to decide if it's worth brining up. That would be a very uncomfortable conversation....
     
  17. Mack

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    I'd reject it and send out a memo to ALL employees. :hhh:
     
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    That department is always the bane of my existence!
     
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  20. yosemite sam

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    Fat bitch needs to be home raising kids anyway instead of scamming the company for her cunt rags. :coffee:
     
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