Workplace Affairs

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  1. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Have you ever been involved in one?
    Have you ever been aware of one going on?
    Has one ever affected your workplace?
    Have you ever suspected your significant other of a workplace affair?

    Lets hear it - the good, the bad and the ugly. (understand if you currently have to plead the 5th).


    Stern related as I'm sure we will eventually hear all the similar stories from wigworld when the NDA'a run out.
     
  2. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    my current workplace is filled with married couples. I have never seen such a situation before.

    I knew of 1 disgusting guy dating this attractive younger girl at my last job. I was baffled. The guy was a real jerk.
     
  3. Wiggy

    Wiggy Well-Known Member

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    Never a good idea to shit where you eat.
     
  4. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Never been involved in one, and this isn't exactly what you are asking, but interesting none the less. Worked with two guys on a tight knit team. One joked for years how he was going to fuck the other guys wife one day.. to his face, constantly, and in front of many people. Well sure enough, it happened. The wife left the one guy to be with the other. Despicable, but quite entertaining. The company moved them to different departments.

    The guy who stole the wife eventually got fired for bringing a huge black dildo to the secret Santa last year. But that's another story.
     
  5. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I'm not that bad. Lighten up.
     
  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    A gazillion years ago I was working at this place where our female boss was having sex with one of the few guys in the dept. We should have picked up on it much earlier than we did. He did nothing all day. Would walk around the office with files under his arm. She was a piece of work too. Tall, bing-boned, masculine-looking - kind of like Beth. And how she got to be a dept head was a mystery. She had NO college degree, no paralegal certificate and failed the notary exam more than once. The only explanation we could come up with was she was a good hatchet woman for the organization and kept everyone in line. But maybe she was good at, well you know.
     
  7. aquadog

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    At the school where I teach I know of three different sets of teachers who have had affairs since I've been there. The first was two administrators who are now married. They denied that they were dating forever (probably because they were married when it started) right up to the point where they sent us an email that they were married. The second affair resulted in two divorces and now they're dating. The third may still be ongoing even though they got caught. The wife suspected it and when the guy went in for surgery she went through his phone. The wife called the other teacher and she denied it.
     
  8. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Been involved in two.:coffee:
     
  9. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    I could be wrong, but I'm assuming you don't work at an accounting firm.
    Awesome story - I have one of my own that is similar but I'll have to plead the 5th at this time.
     
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  10. joe361

    joe361 Well-Known Member

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    I once did some contract work at a company and one of the women came on to me, which never happens to me. Beautiful Asian with the most amazing boobs. Luckily I completed the work before she went bat shit crazy. That was a learning experience for me.
     
  11. EmperorsNewCaps

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    Whoah, that is nuts. I've never known an attractive woman to date a jerk.
     
  12. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I had a huge hard on for a woman I worked with.

    But she was way out of my league no nothing ever happened. :(
     
  13. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Will this is a fresh change. Horny teachers and no students involved.
    Were any of the teachers hot? (had to do that, it's tradition here as you know)
     
  14. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    Is she still there? Maybe there's a chance.
    Maybe she had an industrial accident and you'll have something in common that will let you connect.
    You have to try Puppet. I'm pulling for you even as your pulling...........ah never mind.
     
  15. GaryPuppet

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    She would email me naughty pictures & videos (not of her) because i think she felt
    bad for me and knew i wasnt getting any pussy.
     
  16. joe361

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    Come on man. She wanted you.
     
  17. aquadog

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    No. Ranging from gross middle aged to average middle aged. And the one that's ongoing is full on nuts. The guy must be insane to get involved with her. she's not attractive and she's totally a Mary Kay Latterneau....regressing emotionally and acting like a teenager. In fact, I'm shocked it's an adult that she's having an affair with.
     
    Quality Control and smichal like this.
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    Rockside7 VIP Extreme Gold

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    About a year ago I was loading some software on my coworkers computer and a guy started IM'ing her computer and it was obvious to me that they were seeing each other.

    I just closed the window and never let on that I knew what was up.
     
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    I married my boss. :)
     
  20. GaryPuppet

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    What did the messages say?